1) Never閳ワ腹鈧?ever閳ワ腹鈧腹鈧腹鈧腹鈧?take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2) If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
3) There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
4) People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
5) And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with bad hair.
6) You should not confuse your career with your life.
7) No matter what happens...... somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
8) When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often that person is crazy.
9) Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
10) A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
11) Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.
12) "The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
13) You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
14) Your friends love you anyway.
Word of Wisdom to the Young?????
a good read and some good chuckles -- at my age,
I had to throw in a few "Amens" as well.
Word of Wisdom to the Young?????
Words of wisdom period.
Word of Wisdom to the Young?????
Wise words. Especially 13) and 10).
Except 1) : it is a good idea to take a laxative and a diorrhea cure (sp?) at the same time. You can have fun seeing which wins!
Word of Wisdom to the Young?????
No words to add... loved reading your list, it's dead-on and funny too. Nothing to follow it, siddhartha. thx
Oh, to the young...wolves are not fierce or loners. Read "Never Cry Wolf" by Farley (sp) to find out more.
Word of Wisdom to the Young?????
You forgot to say, "take out the trash, do your homework, and go to bed on time..."
But serious cool points for your little insights... too much fun!!
Have a good one!
Word of Wisdom to the Young?????
yes?????
I would also add Never trust a caucasian cab driver.
Word of Wisdom to the Young?????
I don't agree with 6)
I am an artist! My career is my life!!!
Word of Wisdom to the Young?????
Dude, why don't you just blog? I don't see a question here unless it is, "Will young people appreciate this?"
Some of it, definately not all of it.
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