Friday, April 27, 2012

Angelina jolie?

who thinks angelina looks like a cod with brown hair??i mean..look at those lips..shes the closest thing to a human cod i have ever seen..star if u think angelina is a cod and belongs at the bottom of the sea!!!!



Angelina jolie?

I was thinking more like a grouper or sea bass....



Angelina jolie?

I co-sign that! ahha



Angelina jolie?

in that case i love cod



Angelina jolie?

That's not a very kind thing to say



Angelina jolie?

beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I think she's stunning looking.



Angelina jolie?

here here



Angelina jolie?

I watched her in a movie the other night, and all I could see were her lips. Are they natural, or were they pumped up? They look as if they are going to burst.



Angelina jolie?

i think angelina is beautiful.



but jennifer aniston is sexier



Angelina jolie?

No way, not cod, hot hot hot.



very pretty



Angelina jolie?

Lmao....Yes!!



Angelina jolie?

agree with service crew... in that case i love cod too.



Angelina jolie?

haha..as long as she doesn't smell of fish!



Angelina jolie?

I don't agree with you, but I thoroughly enjoyed the bile and have starred without hesitation.



Angelina jolie?

At least she doesn't have to go in for Botox injections



Angelina jolie?

but i think that's her pluses among other celebrities



Angelina jolie?

no way, shes hot!



Angelina jolie?

Nope. I think she is a sexy %26amp; beautiful mama with a heart of gold for the less fortunate. I think she uses her fame well to bring awareness to the world that there are less fortunate human beings in the world that need great assistance. I applaud her for that.



well..even should she be at the bottom of the sea, the less mobile creatures like crabs, lobster, clams..etc..u wld definitely see less of it on our dinner tables...i guess she wld have adopted them %26amp; shelled them under her fins..hahaha!



Angelina jolie?

I think she is beautiful, but her lips are enormous i have te agree!!



Angelina jolie?

best looking cod i ever see,and i wouldnt mind trying her omega 3 oils



Angelina jolie?

Sorry Mary but i reckon she is one damn fine looking woman.



Yum yum yum

If you think the Bible is not contradictory and never disagrees with what it says, please answer one

Were All of the following contradictions inspired by God? -



1. God is satisfied with his works



Gen 1:31



God is dissatisfied with his works.



Gen 6:6



2. God dwells in chosen temples



2 Chron 7:12,16



God dwells not in temples



Acts 7:48



3. God dwells in light



Tim 6:16



God dwells in darkness



1 Kings 8:12/ Ps 18:11/ Ps 97:2



4. God is seen and heard



Ex 33:23/ Ex 33:11/ Gen 3:9,10/ Gen 32:30/ Is 6:1/



Ex 24:9-11



God is invisible and cannot be heard



John 1:18/ John 5:37/ Ex 33:20/ 1 Tim 6:16



5. God is tired and rests



Ex 31:17



God is never tired and never rests



Is 40:28



6. God is everywhere present, sees and knows all things



Prov 15:3/ Ps 139:7-10/ Job 34:22,21



God is not everywhere present, neither sees nor knows all



things



Gen 11:5/ Gen 18:20,21/ Gen 3:8



7. God knows the hearts of men



Acts 1:24/ Ps 139:2,3



God tries men to find out what is in their heart



Deut 13:3/ Deut 8:2/ Gen 22:12



8. God is all powerful



Jer 32:27/ Matt 19:26



God is not all powerful



Judg 1:19



9. God is unchangeable



James 1:17/ Mal 3:6/ Ezek 24:14/ Num 23:19



God is changeable



Gen 6:6/ Jonah 3:10/ 1 Sam 2:30,31/ 2 Kings 20:1,4,5,6/



Ex 33:1,3,17,14



10. God is just and impartial



Ps 92:15/ Gen 18:25/ Deut 32:4/ Rom 2:11/ Ezek 18:25



God is unjust and partial



Gen 9:25/ Ex 20:5/ Rom 9:11-13/ Matt 13:12



11. God is the author of evil



Lam 3:38/ Jer 18:11/ Is 45:7/ Amos 3:6/ Ezek 20:25



God is not the author of evil



1 Cor 14:33/ Deut 32:4/ James 1:13



12. God gives freely to those who ask



James 1:5/ Luke 11:10



God withholds his blessings and prevents men from receiving



them



John 12:40/ Josh 11:20/ Is 63:17



13. God is to be found by those who seek him



Matt 7:8/ Prov 8:17



God is not to be found by those who seek him



Prov 1:28



14. God is warlike



Ex 15:3/ Is 51:15



God is peaceful



Rom 15:33/ 1 Cor 14:33



15. God is cruel, unmerciful, destructive, and ferocious



Jer 13:14/ Deut 7:16/ 1 Sam 15:2,3/ 1 Sam 6:19



God is kind, merciful, and good



James 5:11/ Lam 3:33/ 1 Chron 16:34/ Ezek 18:32/ Ps 145:9/



1 Tim 2:4/ 1 John 4:16/ Ps 25:8



16. God's anger is fierce and endures long



Num 32:13/ Num 25:4/ Jer 17:4



God's anger is slow and endures but for a minute



Ps 103:8/ Ps 30:5



17. God commands, approves of, and delights in burnt offerings,



sacrifices ,and holy days



Ex 29:36/ Lev 23:27/ Ex 29:18/ Lev 1:9



God disapproves of and has no pleasure in burnt offerings,



sacrifices, and holy days.



Jer 7:22/ Jer 6:20/ Ps 50:13,4/ Is 1:13,11,12



18. God accepts human sacrifices



2 Sam 21:8,9,14/ Gen 22:2/ Judg 11:30-32,34,38,39



God forbids human sacrifice



Deut 12:30,31



19. God tempts men



Gen 22:1/ 2 Sam 24:1/ Jer 20:7/ Matt 6:13



God tempts no man



James 1:13



20. God cannot lie



Heb 6:18



God lies by proxy; he sends forth lying spirits t deceive



2 Thes 2:11/ 1 Kings 22:23/ Ezek 14:9



21. Because of man's wickedness God destroys him



Gen 6:5,7



Because of man's wickedness God will not destroy him



Gen 8:21



22. God's attributes are revealed in his works.



Rom 1:20



God's attributes cannot be discovered



Job 11:7/ Is 40:28



23. There is but one God



Deut 6:4



There is a plurality of gods



Gen 1:26/ Gen 3:22/ Gen 18:1-3/ 1 John 5:7



Moral Precepts



24. Robbery commanded



Ex 3:21,22/ Ex 12:35,36



Robbery forbidden



Lev 19:13/ Ex 20:15



25. Lying approved and sanctioned



Josh 2:4-6/ James 2:25/ Ex 1:18-20/ 1 Kings 22:21,22



Lying forbidden



Ex 20:16/ Prov 12:22/ Rev 21:8



26. Hatred to the Edomite sanctioned



2 Kings 14:7,3



Hatred to the Edomite forbidden



Deut 23:7



27. Killing commanded



Ex 32:27



Killing forbidden



Ex 20:13



28. The blood-shedder must die



Gen 9:5,6



The blood-shedder must not die



Gen 4:15



29. The making of images forbidden



Ex 20:4



The making of images commanded



Ex 25:18,20



30. Slavery and oppression ordained



Gen 9:25/ Lev 25:45,46/ Joel 3:8



Slavery and oppression forbidden



Is 58:6/ Ex 22:21/ Ex 21:16/ Matt 23:10



31. Improvidence enjoyed



Matt 6:28,31,34/ Luke 6:30,35/ Luke 12:3



Improvidence condemned



1 Tim 5:8/ Prov 13:22



32. Anger approved



Eph 4:26



Anger disapproved



Eccl 7:9/ Prov 22:24/ James 1:20



33. Good works to be seen of men



Matt 5:16



Good works not to be seen of men



Matt 6:1



34. Judging of others forbidden



Matt 7:1,2



Judging of others approved



1 Cor 6:2-4/ 1 Cor 5:12



35. Christ taught non-resistance



Matt 5:39/ Matt 26:52



Christ taught and practiced physical resistance



Luke 22:36/ John 2:15



36. Christ warned his followers not to fear being killed



Luke 12:4



Christ himself avoided the Jews for fear of being killed



John 7:1



37. Public prayer sanctioned



1 Kings 8:22,54, 9:3



Public prayer disapproved



Matt 6:5,6



38. Importunity in prayer commended



Luke 18:5,7



Importunity in prayer condemned



Matt 6:7,8



39. The wearing of long hair by men sanctioned



Judg 13:5/ Num 6:5



The wearing of long hair by men condemned



1 Cor 11:14



40. Circumcision instituted



Gen 17:10



Circumcision condemned



Gal 5:2



41. The Sabbath instituted



Ex 20:8



The Sabbath repudiated



Is 1:13/ Rom 14:5/ Col 2:16



42. The Sabbath instituted because God rested on the seventh day



Ex 20:11



The Sabbath instituted because God brought the Israelites



out of Egypt



Deut 5:15



43. No work to be done on the Sabbath under penalty of death



Ex 31:15/ Num 15:32,36



Jesus Christ broke the Sabbath and justified his disciples in



the same



John 5:16/ Matt 12:1-3,5



44. Baptism commanded



Matt 28:19



Baptism not commanded



1 Cor 1:17,14



45. Every kind of animal allowed for food.



Gen 9:3/ 1 Cor 10:25/ Rom 14:14



Certain kinds of animals prohibited for food.



Deut 14:7,8



46. Taking of oaths sanctioned



Num 30:2/ Gen 21:23-24,31/ Gen 31:53/ Heb 6:13



Taking of oaths forbidden



Matt 5:34



47. Marriage approved



Gen 2:18/ Gen 1:28/ Matt 19:5/ Heb 13:4



Marriage disapproved



1 Cor 7:1/ 1 Cor 7:7,8



48. Freedom of divorce permitted



Deut 24:1/ Deut 21:10,11,14



Divorce restricted



Matt 5:32



49. Adultery forbidden



Ex 20:14/ Heb 13:4



Adultery allowed



Num 31:18/ Hos 1:2; 2:1-3



50. Marriage or cohabitation with a sister denounced



Deut 27:22/ Lev 20:17



Abraham married his sister and God blessed the union



Gen 20:11,12/ Gen 17:16



51. A man may marry his brother's widow



Deut 25:5



A man may not marry his brother's widow



Lev 20:21



52. Hatred to kindred enjoined



Luke 14:26



Hatred to kindred condemned



Eph 6:2/ Eph 5:25,29



53. Intoxicating beverages recommended



Prov 31:6,7/ 1 Tim 5:23/ Ps 104:15



Intoxicating beverages discountenanced



Prov 20:1/ Prov 23:31,32



54. It is our duty to obey our rulers, who are God's ministers



and punish evil doers only



Rom 13:1-3,6



It is not our duty to obey rulers, who sometimes punish the



good and receive unto themselves damnation therefor



Ex 1:17,20/ Dan 3:16,18/ Dan 6:9,7,10/ Acts 4:26,27/



Mark 12:38,39,40/ Luke 23:11,24,33,35



55. Women's rights denied



Gen 3:16/ 1 Tim 2:12/ 1 Cor 14:34/ 1 Pet 3:6



Women's rights affirmed



Judg 4:4,14,15/ Judg 5:7/ Acts 2:18/ Acts 21:9



56. Obedience to masters enjoined



Col 3:22,23/ 1 Pet 2:18



Obedience due to God only



Matt 4:10/ 1 Cor 7:23/ Matt 23:10



57. There is an unpardonable sin



Mark 3:29



There is not unpardonable sin



Acts 13:39



Historical Facts



58. Man was created after the other animals



Gen 1:25,26,27



Man was created before the other animals



Gen 2:18,19



59. Seed time and harvest were never to cease



Gen 8:22



Seed time and harvest did cease for seven years



Gen 41:54,56/ Gen 45:6



60. God hardened Pharaoh's heart



Ex 4:21/ Ed 9:12



Pharaoh hardened his own heart



Ex 8:15



61. All the cattle and horses in Egypt died



Ex 9:3,6/ 14:9



All the horses of Egypt did not die



Ex 14:9



62. Moses feared Pharaoh



Ex 2:14,15,23; 4:19



Moses did not fear Pharaoh



Heb 11:27



63. There died of the plague twenty-four thousand



Num 25:9



There died of the plague but twenty-three thousand



1 Cor 10:8



64. John the Baptist was Elias



Matt 11:14



John the Baptist was not Elias



John 1:21



65. The father of Joseph, Mary's husband was Jacob



Matt 1:16



The father of Mary's husband was Heli



Luke 3:23



66. The father of Salah was Arphaxad



Gen 11:12



The father of Salah was Cainan



Luke 3:35,36



67. There were fourteen generations from Abraham to David



Matt 1:17



There were but thirteen generations from Abraham to David



Matt 1:2-6



68. There were fourteen generations from the Babylonian captivity



to Christ.



Matt 1:17



There were but thirteen generations from the Babylonian



captivity to Christ



Matt 1:12-16



69. The infant Christ was taken into Egypt



Matt 2:14,15,19,21,23



The infant Christ was not taken into Egypt



Luke 2:22, 39



70. Christ was tempted in the wilderness



Mark 1:12,13



Christ was not tempted in the wilderness



John 2:1,2



71. Christ preached his first sermon on the mount



Matt 5:1,2



Christ preached his first sermon on the plain



Luke 6:17,20



72. John was in prison when Jesus went into Galilee



Mark 1:14



John was not in prison when Jesus went into Galilee



John 1:43/ John 3:22-24



73. Christ's disciples were commanded to go forth with a staff



and sandals



Mark 6:8,9



Christ's disciples were commanded to go forth with neither



staffs nor sandals.



Matt 10:9,10



74. A woman of Canaan besought Jesus



Matt 15:22



It was a Greek woman who besought Him



Mark 7:26



75. Two blind men besought Jesus



Matt 20:30



Only one blind man besought Him



Luke 18:35,38



76. Christ was crucified at the third hour



Mark 15:25



Christ was not crucified until the sixth hour



John 19:14,15



77. The two thieves reviled Christ.



Matt 27:44/ Mark 15:32



Only one of the thieves reviled Christ



Luke 23:39,40



78. Satan entered into Judas while at supper



John 13:27



Satan entered into him before the supper



Luke 22:3,4,7



79. Judas committed suicide by hanging



Matt 27:5



Judas did not hang himself, but died another way



Acts 1:18



80. The potter's field was purchased by Judas



Acts 1:18



The potter's field was purchased by the Chief Priests



Matt 27:6,7



81. There was but one woman who came to the sepulchre



John 20:1



There were two women who came to the sepulchre



Matt 28:1



82. There were three women who came to the sepulchre



Mark 16:1



There were more than three women who came to the sepulchre



Luke 24:10



83. It was at sunrise when they came to the sepulchre



Mark 16:2



It was some time before sunrise when they came.



John 20:1



84. There were two angels seen by the women at the sepulchre, and



they were standing up.



Luke 24:4



There was but one angel seen, and he was sitting down.



Matt 28:2,5



85. There were two angels seen within the sepulchre.



John 20:11,12



There was but one angel seen within the sepulchre



Mark 16:5



86. Christ was to be three days and three nights in the grave



Matt 12:40



Christ was but two days and two nights in the grave



Mark 15:25,42,44,45,46; 16:9%26gt;



87. Holy ghost bestowed at pentecost



Acts 1:8,5



Holy ghost bestowed before pentecost



John 20:22



88. The disciples were commanded immediately after the



resurrection to go into Galilee



Matt 28:10



The disciples were commanded immediately after the



resurrection to go tarry at Jerusalem



Luke 24:49



89. Jesus first appeared to the eleven disciples in a room at



Jerusalem



Luke 24:33,36,37/ John 20:19



Jesus first appeared to the eleven on a mountain in Galilee



Matt 28:16,17



90. Christ ascended from Mount Olivet



Acts 1:9,12



Christ ascended from Bethany



Luke 24:50,51



91. Paul's attendants heard the miraculous voice, and stood



speechless



Acts 9:7



Paul's attendants heard not the voice and were prostrate



Acts 26:14



92. Abraham departed to go into Canaan



Gen 12:5



Abraham went not knowing where



Heb 11:8



93. Abraham had two sons



Gal 4:22



Abraham had but one son



Heb 11:17



94. Keturah was Abraham's wife



Gen 25:1



Keturah was Abraham's concubine



1 Chron 1:32



95. Abraham begat a son when he was a hundred years old, by the



interposition of Providence



Gen 21:2/ Rom 4:19/ Heb 11:12



Abraham begat six children more after he was a hundred years



old without any interposition of providence



Gen 25:1,2



96. Jacob bought a sepulchre from Hamor



Josh 24:32



Abraham bought it of Hamor



Acts 7:16



97. God promised the land of Canaan to Abraham and his seed



forever



Gen 13:14,15,17; 17:8



Abraham and his seed never received the promised land



Acts 7:5/ Heb 11:9,13



98. Goliath was slain by Elhanan



2 Sam 21:19 *note, was changed in translation to be



correct. Original manuscript was incorrect%26gt;



The brother of Goliath was slain by Elhanan



1 Chron 20:5



99. Ahaziah began to reign in the twelfth year of Joram



2 Kings 8:25



Ahaziah began to reign in the eleventh year of Joram



2 Kings 9:29



100. Michal had no child



2 Sam 6:23



Michal had five children



2 Sam 21:8



101. David was tempted by the Lord to number Israel



2 Sam 24:1



David was tempted by Satan to number the people



1 Chron 21:1



102. The number of fighting men of Israel was 800,000; and of



Judah 500,000



2 Sam 24:9



The number of fighting men of Israel was 1,100,000; and of



Judah 470,000



1 Chron 21:5



103. David sinned in numbering the people



2 Sam 24:10



David never sinned, except in the matter of Uriah



1 Kings 15:5



104. One of the penalties of David's sin was seven years of



famine.



2 Sam 24:13



It was not seven years, but three years of famine



1 Chron 21:11,12



105. David took seven hundred horsemen



2 Sam 8:4



David took seven thousand horsemen



1 Chron 18:4



106. David bought a threshing floor for fifty shekels of silver



2 Sam 24:24



David bought the threshing floor for six hundred shekels of



gold



1 Chron 21:25



107. David's throne was to endure forever.



Ps 89:35-37



David's throne was cast down



Ps 89:44



Speculative Doctrines



108. Christ is equal with God



John 10:30/ Phil 2:5



Christ is not equal with God



John 14:28/ Matt 24:36



109. Jesus was all-powerful



Matt 28:18/ John 3:35



Jesus was not all-powerful



Mark 6:5



110. The law was superseded by the Christian dispensation



Luke 16:16/ Eph 2:15/ Rom 7:6



The law was not superseded by the Christian dispensation



Matt 5:17-19



111. Christ's mission was peace



Luke 2:13,14



Christ's mission was not peace



Matt 10:34



112. Christ received not testimony from man



John 5:33,34



Christ did receive testimony from man



John 15:27



113. Christ's witness of himself is true.



John 8:18,14



Christ's witness of himself is not true.



John 5:31



114. Christ laid down his life for his friends



John 15:13/ John 10:11



Christ laid down his life for his enemies



Rom 5:10



115. It was lawful for the Jews to put Christ to death



John 19:7



It was not lawful for the Jews to put Christ to death



John 18:31



116. Children are punished for the sins of the parents



Ex 20:5



Children are not punished for the sins of the parents



Ezek 18:20



117. Man is justified by faith alone



Rom 3:20/ Gal 2:16/ Gal 3:11,12/ Rom 4:2



Man is not justified by faith alone



James 2:21,24/ Rom 2:13



118. It is impossible to fall from grace



John 10:28/ Rom 8:38,39



It is possible to fall from grace



Ezek 18:24/ Heb 6:4-6, 2 Pet 2:20,21



119. No man is without sin



1 Kings 8:46/ Prov 20:9/ Eccl 7:20/ Rom 3:10



Christians are sinless



1 John 3: 9,6,8



120. There is to be a resurrection of the dead



1 Cor 15:52/ Rev 20:12,13/ Luke 20:37/ 1 Cor 15:16



There is to be no resurrection of the dead



Job 7:9/ Eccl 9:5/ Is 26:14



121. Reward and punishment to be bestowed in this world



Prov 11:31



Reward and punishment to be bestowed in the next world



Rev 20:12/ Matt 16:27/ 2 Cor 5:10



122. Annihilation the portion of all mankind



Job 3: 11,13-17,19-22/ Eccl 9:5,10/ Eccl 3:19,20



Endless misery the portion of all mankind



Matt 25:46/ Rev 20:10,15/ Rev 14:11/ Dan 12:2



123. The Earth is to be destroyed



2 Pet 3:10/ Heb 1:11/ Rev 20:11



The Earth is never to be destroyed



Ps 104:5/ Eccl 1:4



124. No evil shall happen to the godly



Prov 12:21/ 1 Pet 3:13



Evil does happen to the godly



Heb 12:6/ Job 2:3,7



125. Worldly good and prosperity are the lot of the godly



Prov 12:21/ Ps 37:28,32,33,37/ Ps 1:1,3/ Gen 39:2/



Job 42:12



Worldly misery and destitution the lot of the godly



Heb 11:37,38/ Rev 7:14/ 2 Tim 3:12/ Luke 21:17



126. Worldly prosperity a reward of righteousness and a blessing



Mark 10:29,30/ Ps 37:25/ Ps 112:1,3/ Job 22:23,24/



Prov 15:6



Worldly prosperity a curse and a bar to future reward



Luke 6:20,24/ Matt 6:19,21/ Luke 16:22/ Matt 19:24/



Luke 6:24



127. The Christian yoke is easy



Matt 11:28,29,30



The Christian yoke is not easy



John 16:33/ 2 Tim 3:12/ Heb 12:6,8



128. The fruit of God's spirit is love and gentleness



Gal 5:22



The fruit of God's spirit is vengeance and fury



Judg 15:14/ 1 Sam 18:10,11



129. Longevity enjoyed by the wicked



Job 21:7,8/ Ps 17:14/ Eccl 8:12/ Is 65:20



Longevity denied to the wicked



Eccl 8:13/ Ps 55:23/ Prov 10:27/ Job 36:14/ Eccl 7:17



130. Poverty a blessing



Luke 6:20,24/ Jams 2:5



Riches a blessing



Prov 10:15/ Job 22:23,24/ Job 42:12



Neither poverty nor riches a blessing



Prov 30:8,9



131. Wisdom a source of enjoyment



Prov 3:13,17



Wisdom a source of vexation, grief and sorrow



Eccl 1:17,18



132. A good name is a blessing



Eccl 7:1/ Prov 22:1



A good name is a curse



Luke 6:26



133. Laughter commended



Eccl 3:1,4/ Eccl 8:15



Laughter condemned



Luke 6:25/ Eccl 7:3,4



134. The rod of correction a remedy for foolishness



Prov 22:15



There is no remedy for foolishness



Prov 27:22



135. A fool should be answered according to his folly



Prov 26:5



A fool should not be answered according to his folly



Prov 26:4



136. Temptation to be desired



James 1:2



Temptation not to be desired



Matt 6:13



137. Prophecy is sure



2 Pet 1:19



Prophecy is not sure



Jer 18:7-10



138. Man's life was to be one hundred and twenty years



Gen 6:3/ Ps 90:10



Man's life is but seventy years



Ps 90:10



139. The fear of man was to be upon every beast



Gen 9:2



The fear of man is not upon the lion



Prov 30:30



140. Miracles a proof of divine mission



Matt 11:2-5/ John 3:2/ Ex 14:31



Miracles not a proof of divine mission



Ex 7:10-12/ Deut 13:1-3/ Luke 11:19



141. Moses was a very meek man



Num 12:3



Moses was a very cruel man



Num 31:15,17



142. Elijah went up to heaven



2 Kings 2:11



None but Christ ever ascended into heaven



John 3:13



143. All scripture is inspired



2 Tim 3:16



Some scripture is not inspired



1 Cor 7:6/ 1 Cor 7:12/ 2 Cor 11:17



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Source(s):



evilbible.com -great reading



If you think the Bible is not contradictory and never disagrees with what it says, please answer one question-

Sounds like we need additional scripture, a living prophet and continuing revelation to clarify this.



If you think the Bible is not contradictory and never disagrees with what it says, please answer one question-

Hows about next time you give us a "teaser" and then give us a link to read the rest? Geesh.



Anyhow... we (okay, they) don't pay attention to the parts of the bible that contradicts. Only pick and choose the ''best parts.'' Thought you knew that...



If you think the Bible is not contradictory and never disagrees with what it says, please answer one question-

Just a little too moody. I think he had/has PMS.



If you think the Bible is not contradictory and never disagrees with what it says, please answer one question-

Whew--that's a multi-multi-part question! It has only one answer, however. The Bible is a collection of contradictions that taken together cancel each other out. There is nothing to be gained from it but ignorance.



If you think the Bible is not contradictory and never disagrees with what it says, please answer one question-

A wee bit of overkill here.



You could have saved some for later and spread the fun.



If you think the Bible is not contradictory and never disagrees with what it says, please answer one question-

how can anybody be that goofy, now you tell me the contents of each verse then I will believe you



If you think the Bible is not contradictory and never disagrees with what it says, please answer one question-

* Chirp *



(That's Xian for "context".)



ADDENDUM



"Don't know much about God and His Word do ya? "



I don't see you gracing us with your vast store of biblical knowledge, Toots. How about answering the question instead of making the usual ad hominem attacks?



%26lt; This interlude of silence is brought to you to give Xians time to retrieve their tap shoes. %26gt;



If you think the Bible is not contradictory and never disagrees with what it says, please answer one question-

Give me a couple days and I will get you an answer. Let me ask a question first; Did you find these scriptures on your own or did you cut and paste from a site? I would suggest the later. Do some research and see if you cant' resolve these on your own. You have shosen to use bits and pieces of scripture that when cut from the original verse that might loose meaning based on context and placement.



If you think the Bible is not contradictory and never disagrees with what it says, please answer one question-

The evilbible might be 'great reading', but that kind of stubborn disbelief will only lead you to one place.



I suggest you look at the truth instead of those lying attempts to discredit a Book that has saved so many in the past.



If you think the Bible is not contradictory and never disagrees with what it says, please answer one question-

Try studying in context. There are two things necessary for understanding. One is the Holy Spirit. The other is context. Taking God's word out of context is something cults do. They are very intelligent. Most know the Bible better than Christians. Deceiving the ignorant is not as challenging as facing and learning the truth.



If you think the Bible is not contradictory and never disagrees with what it says, please answer one question-

The problem is not with the Word of God... it's in the interpretation. Sometimes you need to read even the text preceding it to know what is being discussed and how it should be interpreted. One needs 'guidance'.



Did you really take time to read all those verses to be able to tell that they really contradict? or you just read your source?



If you think the Bible is not contradictory and never disagrees with what it says, please answer one question-

it appears that you are jumping from the Old Testament to the new. You are also taking them out of the rest of that scripture.



Read what the rest of the scripture says and go by the New Testament. After Jesus several things changed. You need to be more hones with yourself and really study those words and the context the are in.



If you think the Bible is not contradictory and never disagrees with what it says, please answer one question-

WOW!! spending so much time to prove what??



taking parts of many many verses out of context for what purpose?



why don't you take the time to read the rest of the story that is between all those verses taken out of context and find out what the story is....



you can do the same thing with a set of blue prints...a wall here, a door there, and with your method turn a 5 room house into a tool shed by taking things out of context and claiming fallibility....



the rest of us will enjoy the nice 5 room house and you can sit in your tool shed as the fool on the hill....



If you think the Bible is not contradictory and never disagrees with what it says, please answer one question-

Wow. I'm impressed. All those answers telling you you lack understanding and you're wrong, none of them showing you how. Is it laziness, lack of knowledge, or blind faith on their parts.



Here, let me help you a little.



1. God is satisfied with his works



Gen 1:31



God is dissatisfied with his works.



Gen 6:6



God is satisfied with his works immediately after he completes them, but after sometime, they are corrupted, and he is no longer pleased. Have you ever started dating someone and they are perfect in every way - than 6 months down the road, they cheat on you? Not so perfect any more.



15. God is cruel, unmerciful, destructive, and ferocious



Jer 13:14/ Deut 7:16/ 1 Sam 15:2,3/ 1 Sam 6:19



God is kind, merciful, and good



James 5:11/ Lam 3:33/ 1 Chron 16:34/ Ezek 18:32/ Ps 145:9/



1 Tim 2:4/ 1 John 4:16/ Ps 25:8



God is kind and merciful when he needs to be, and cruel and unmerciful when it is merited.



138. Man's life was to be one hundred and twenty years



Gen 6:3/ Ps 90:10



Man's life is but seventy years



Ps 90:10



Human lifespan decreased. It happens now - lifespan is longer than it was 20 years ago in this country, but that might be the opposite in others.



Those are from memory, becuase I went to church at one time, but left when I stopped relying on blind faith and reading what was there, and choosing for myself.



CHRISTIANS - if that religion works for you, good. keep it. But don't follow blindly. The book tells you to mark the words, to memorize them, and learn them. If you can't answer these questions, you aren't doing your job. Stop following blindly and be Christians who actually know what they say they believe.



Sheesh, I'm a pagan and I could answer some of them...



If you think the Bible is not contradictory and never disagrees with what it says, please answer one question-

i suppose u want a cookie now ... lack of understanding the bible doesnt count as a contradiction ..



If you think the Bible is not contradictory and never disagrees with what it says, please answer one question-

When you find a contradiction in the Bible, it is LOGIC that is at fault. The Bible is infallible.



If you think the Bible is not contradictory and never disagrees with what it says, please answer one question-

Wow! you really have no life how do you find the time to contradict something that you have really...no proof of your using the text yeah....but not in their right context....study then say something....



If you think the Bible is not contradictory and never disagrees with what it says, please answer one question-

Nice copy and paste job. Don't know much about God and His Word do ya?



If you think the Bible is not contradictory and never disagrees with what it says, please answer one question-

just showing your ignorance?? or are you so hell bent on disproving something that you didn't take the time to understand it ?? here is a verse you didn't quote " PROFESSING THEMSELVES TO BE WISE THEY HAVE BECOME FOOLS " do you spend as much time disproving science or atheism?



If you think the Bible is not contradictory and never disagrees with what it says, please answer one question-

Thanks for the list. I have a Master's degree in Exegetical Theology and I teach Bible. I printed your list for my students as an example of the ridiculous nature of claims that the Bible is full of contradictions. Like the old saying goes, "Nobody is as blind as the person who wants to be!"

A friend and I were talking about Biblical contradictions, but he said they didn't matter becau

errors are a greater matter of concern to most Christians. Do you think these contradictions are just coincidental and less significant than lies and errors? -



2. God dwells in chosen temples



2 Chron 7:12,16



God dwells not in temples



Acts 7:48



3. God dwells in light



Tim 6:16



God dwells in darkness



1 Kings 8:12/ Ps 18:11/ Ps 97:2



4. God is seen and heard



Ex 33:23/ Ex 33:11/ Gen 3:9,10/ Gen 32:30/ Is 6:1/



Ex 24:9-11



God is invisible and cannot be heard



John 1:18/ John 5:37/ Ex 33:20/ 1 Tim 6:16



5. God is tired and rests



Ex 31:17



God is never tired and never rests



Is 40:28



6. God is everywhere present, sees and knows all things



Prov 15:3/ Ps 139:7-10/ Job 34:22,21



God is not everywhere present, neither sees nor knows all



things



Gen 11:5/ Gen 18:20,21/ Gen 3:8



7. God knows the hearts of men



Acts 1:24/ Ps 139:2,3



God tries men to find out what is in their heart



Deut 13:3/ Deut 8:2/ Gen 22:12



8. God is all powerful



Jer 32:27/ Matt 19:26



God is not all powerful



Judg 1:19



9. God is unchangeable



James 1:17/ Mal 3:6/ Ezek 24:14/ Num 23:19



God is changeable



Gen 6:6/ Jonah 3:10/ 1 Sam 2:30,31/ 2 Kings 20:1,4,5,6/



Ex 33:1,3,17,14



10. God is just and impartial



Ps 92:15/ Gen 18:25/ Deut 32:4/ Rom 2:11/ Ezek 18:25



God is unjust and partial



Gen 9:25/ Ex 20:5/ Rom 9:11-13/ Matt 13:12



11. God is the author of evil



Lam 3:38/ Jer 18:11/ Is 45:7/ Amos 3:6/ Ezek 20:25



God is not the author of evil



1 Cor 14:33/ Deut 32:4/ James 1:13



12. God gives freely to those who ask



James 1:5/ Luke 11:10



God withholds his blessings and prevents men from receiving



them



John 12:40/ Josh 11:20/ Is 63:17



13. God is to be found by those who seek him



Matt 7:8/ Prov 8:17



God is not to be found by those who seek him



Prov 1:28



14. God is warlike



Ex 15:3/ Is 51:15



God is peaceful



Rom 15:33/ 1 Cor 14:33



15. God is cruel, unmerciful, destructive, and ferocious



Jer 13:14/ Deut 7:16/ 1 Sam 15:2,3/ 1 Sam 6:19



God is kind, merciful, and good



James 5:11/ Lam 3:33/ 1 Chron 16:34/ Ezek 18:32/ Ps 145:9/



1 Tim 2:4/ 1 John 4:16/ Ps 25:8



16. God's anger is fierce and endures long



Num 32:13/ Num 25:4/ Jer 17:4



God's anger is slow and endures but for a minute



Ps 103:8/ Ps 30:5



17. God commands, approves of, and delights in burnt offerings,



sacrifices ,and holy days



Ex 29:36/ Lev 23:27/ Ex 29:18/ Lev 1:9



God disapproves of and has no pleasure in burnt offerings,



sacrifices, and holy days.



Jer 7:22/ Jer 6:20/ Ps 50:13,4/ Is 1:13,11,12



18. God accepts human sacrifices



2 Sam 21:8,9,14/ Gen 22:2/ Judg 11:30-32,34,38,39



God forbids human sacrifice



Deut 12:30,31



19. God tempts men



Gen 22:1/ 2 Sam 24:1/ Jer 20:7/ Matt 6:13



God tempts no man



James 1:13



20. God cannot lie



Heb 6:18



God lies by proxy; he sends forth lying spirits t deceive



2 Thes 2:11/ 1 Kings 22:23/ Ezek 14:9



21. Because of man's wickedness God destroys him



Gen 6:5,7



Because of man's wickedness God will not destroy him



Gen 8:21



22. God's attributes are revealed in his works.



Rom 1:20



God's attributes cannot be discovered



Job 11:7/ Is 40:28



23. There is but one God



Deut 6:4



There is a plurality of gods



Gen 1:26/ Gen 3:22/ Gen 18:1-3/ 1 John 5:7



Moral Precepts



24. Robbery commanded



Ex 3:21,22/ Ex 12:35,36



Robbery forbidden



Lev 19:13/ Ex 20:15



25. Lying approved and sanctioned



Josh 2:4-6/ James 2:25/ Ex 1:18-20/ 1 Kings 22:21,22



Lying forbidden



Ex 20:16/ Prov 12:22/ Rev 21:8



26. Hatred to the Edomite sanctioned



2 Kings 14:7,3



Hatred to the Edomite forbidden



Deut 23:7



27. Killing commanded



Ex 32:27



Killing forbidden



Ex 20:13



28. The blood-shedder must die



Gen 9:5,6



The blood-shedder must not die



Gen 4:15



29. The making of images forbidden



Ex 20:4



The making of images commanded



Ex 25:18,20



30. Slavery and oppression ordained



Gen 9:25/ Lev 25:45,46/ Joel 3:8



Slavery and oppression forbidden



Is 58:6/ Ex 22:21/ Ex 21:16/ Matt 23:10



31. Improvidence enjoyed



Matt 6:28,31,34/ Luke 6:30,35/ Luke 12:3



Improvidence condemned



1 Tim 5:8/ Prov 13:22



32. Anger approved



Eph 4:26



Anger disapproved



Eccl 7:9/ Prov 22:24/ James 1:20



33. Good works to be seen of men



Matt 5:16



Good works not to be seen of men



Matt 6:1



34. Judging of others forbidden



Matt 7:1,2



Judging of others approved



1 Cor 6:2-4/ 1 Cor 5:12



35. Christ taught non-resistance



Matt 5:39/ Matt 26:52



Christ taught and practiced physical resistance



Luke 22:36/ John 2:15



36. Christ warned his followers not to fear being killed



Luke 12:4



Christ himself avoided the Jews for fear of being killed



John 7:1



37. Public prayer sanctioned



1 Kings 8:22,54, 9:3



Public prayer disapproved



Matt 6:5,6



38. Importunity in prayer commended



Luke 18:5,7



Importunity in prayer condemned



Matt 6:7,8



39. The wearing of long hair by men sanctioned



Judg 13:5/ Num 6:5



The wearing of long hair by men condemned



1 Cor 11:14



40. Circumcision instituted



Gen 17:10



Circumcision condemned



Gal 5:2



41. The Sabbath instituted



Ex 20:8



The Sabbath repudiated



Is 1:13/ Rom 14:5/ Col 2:16



42. The Sabbath instituted because God rested on the seventh day



Ex 20:11



The Sabbath instituted because God brought the Israelites



out of Egypt



Deut 5:15



43. No work to be done on the Sabbath under penalty of death



Ex 31:15/ Num 15:32,36



Jesus Christ broke the Sabbath and justified his disciples in



the same



John 5:16/ Matt 12:1-3,5



44. Baptism commanded



Matt 28:19



Baptism not commanded



1 Cor 1:17,14



45. Every kind of animal allowed for food.



Gen 9:3/ 1 Cor 10:25/ Rom 14:14



Certain kinds of animals prohibited for food.



Deut 14:7,8



46. Taking of oaths sanctioned



Num 30:2/ Gen 21:23-24,31/ Gen 31:53/ Heb 6:13



Taking of oaths forbidden



Matt 5:34



47. Marriage approved



Gen 2:18/ Gen 1:28/ Matt 19:5/ Heb 13:4



Marriage disapproved



1 Cor 7:1/ 1 Cor 7:7,8



48. Freedom of divorce permitted



Deut 24:1/ Deut 21:10,11,14



Divorce restricted



Matt 5:32



49. Adultery forbidden



Ex 20:14/ Heb 13:4



Adultery allowed



Num 31:18/ Hos 1:2; 2:1-3



50. Marriage or cohabitation with a sister denounced



Deut 27:22/ Lev 20:17



Abraham married his sister and God blessed the union



Gen 20:11,12/ Gen 17:16



51. A man may marry his brother's widow



Deut 25:5



A man may not marry his brother's widow



Lev 20:21



52. Hatred to kindred enjoined



Luke 14:26



Hatred to kindred condemned



Eph 6:2/ Eph 5:25,29



53. Intoxicating beverages recommended



Prov 31:6,7/ 1 Tim 5:23/ Ps 104:15



Intoxicating beverages discountenanced



Prov 20:1/ Prov 23:31,32



54. It is our duty to obey our rulers, who are God's ministers



and punish evil doers only



Rom 13:1-3,6



It is not our duty to obey rulers, who sometimes punish the



good and receive unto themselves damnation therefor



Ex 1:17,20/ Dan 3:16,18/ Dan 6:9,7,10/ Acts 4:26,27/



Mark 12:38,39,40/ Luke 23:11,24,33,35



55. Women's rights denied



Gen 3:16/ 1 Tim 2:12/ 1 Cor 14:34/ 1 Pet 3:6



Women's rights affirmed



Judg 4:4,14,15/ Judg 5:7/ Acts 2:18/ Acts 21:9



56. Obedience to masters enjoined



Col 3:22,23/ 1 Pet 2:18



Obedience due to God only



Matt 4:10/ 1 Cor 7:23/ Matt 23:10



57. There is an unpardonable sin



Mark 3:29



There is not unpardonable sin



Acts 13:39



Historical Facts



58. Man was created after the other animals



Gen 1:25,26,27



Man was created before the other animals



Gen 2:18,19



59. Seed time and harvest were never to cease



Gen 8:22



Seed time and harvest did cease for seven years



Gen 41:54,56/ Gen 45:6



60. God hardened Pharaoh's heart



Ex 4:21/ Ed 9:12



Pharaoh hardened his own heart



Ex 8:15



61. All the cattle and horses in Egypt died



Ex 9:3,6/ 14:9



All the horses of Egypt did not die



Ex 14:9



62. Moses feared Pharaoh



Ex 2:14,15,23; 4:19



Moses did not fear Pharaoh



Heb 11:27



63. There died of the plague twenty-four thousand



Num 25:9



There died of the plague but twenty-three thousand



1 Cor 10:8



64. John the Baptist was Elias



Matt 11:14



John the Baptist was not Elias



John 1:21



65. The father of Joseph, Mary's husband was Jacob



Matt 1:16



The father of Mary's husband was Heli



Luke 3:23



66. The father of Salah was Arphaxad



Gen 11:12



The father of Salah was Cainan



Luke 3:35,36



67. There were fourteen generations from Abraham to David



Matt 1:17



There were but thirteen generations from Abraham to David



Matt 1:2-6



68. There were fourteen generations from the Babylonian captivity



to Christ.



Matt 1:17



There were but thirteen generations from the Babylonian



captivity to Christ



Matt 1:12-16



69. The infant Christ was taken into Egypt



Matt 2:14,15,19,21,23



The infant Christ was not taken into Egypt



Luke 2:22, 39



70. Christ was tempted in the wilderness



Mark 1:12,13



Christ was not tempted in the wilderness



John 2:1,2



71. Christ preached his first sermon on the mount



Matt 5:1,2



Christ preached his first sermon on the plain



Luke 6:17,20



72. John was in prison when Jesus went into Galilee



Mark 1:14



John was not in prison when Jesus went into Galilee



John 1:43/ John 3:22-24



73. Christ's disciples were commanded to go forth with a staff



and sandals



Mark 6:8,9



Christ's disciples were commanded to go forth with neither



staffs nor sandals.



Matt 10:9,10



74. A woman of Canaan besought Jesus



Matt 15:22



It was a Greek woman who besought Him



Mark 7:26



75. Two blind men besought Jesus



Matt 20:30



Only one blind man besought Him



Luke 18:35,38



76. Christ was crucified at the third hour



Mark 15:25



Christ was not crucified until the sixth hour



John 19:14,15



77. The two thieves reviled Christ.



Matt 27:44/ Mark 15:32



Only one of the thieves reviled Christ



Luke 23:39,40



78. Satan entered into Judas while at supper



John 13:27



Satan entered into him before the supper



Luke 22:3,4,7



79. Judas committed suicide by hanging



Matt 27:5



Judas did not hang himself, but died another way



Acts 1:18



80. The potter's field was purchased by Judas



Acts 1:18



The potter's field was purchased by the Chief Priests



Matt 27:6,7



81. There was but one woman who came to the sepulchre



John 20:1



There were two women who came to the sepulchre



Matt 28:1



82. There were three women who came to the sepulchre



Mark 16:1



There were more than three women who came to the sepulchre



Luke 24:10



83. It was at sunrise when they came to the sepulchre



Mark 16:2



It was some time before sunrise when they came.



John 20:1



84. There were two angels seen by the women at the sepulchre, and



they were standing up.



Luke 24:4



There was but one angel seen, and he was sitting down.



Matt 28:2,5



85. There were two angels seen within the sepulchre.



John 20:11,12



There was but one angel seen within the sepulchre



Mark 16:5



86. Christ was to be three days and three nights in the grave



Matt 12:40



Christ was but two days and two nights in the grave



Mark 15:25,42,44,45,46; 16:9%26gt;



87. Holy ghost bestowed at pentecost



Acts 1:8,5



Holy ghost bestowed before pentecost



John 20:22



88. The disciples were commanded immediately after the



resurrection to go into Galilee



Matt 28:10



The disciples were commanded immediately after the



resurrection to go tarry at Jerusalem



Luke 24:49



89. Jesus first appeared to the eleven disciples in a room at



Jerusalem



Luke 24:33,36,37/ John 20:19



Jesus first appeared to the eleven on a mountain in Galilee



Matt 28:16,17



90. Christ ascended from Mount Olivet



Acts 1:9,12



Christ ascended from Bethany



Luke 24:50,51



91. Paul's attendants heard the miraculous voice, and stood



speechless



Acts 9:7



Paul's attendants heard not the voice and were prostrate



Acts 26:14



92. Abraham departed to go into Canaan



Gen 12:5



Abraham went not knowing where



Heb 11:8



93. Abraham had two sons



Gal 4:22



Abraham had but one son



Heb 11:17



94. Keturah was Abraham's wife



Gen 25:1



Keturah was Abraham's concubine



1 Chron 1:32



95. Abraham begat a son when he was a hundred years old, by the



interposition of Providence



Gen 21:2/ Rom 4:19/ Heb 11:12



Abraham begat six children more after he was a hundred years



old without any interposition of providence



Gen 25:1,2



96. Jacob bought a sepulchre from Hamor



Josh 24:32



Abraham bought it of Hamor



Acts 7:16



97. God promised the land of Canaan to Abraham and his seed



forever



Gen 13:14,15,17; 17:8



Abraham and his seed never received the promised land



Acts 7:5/ Heb 11:9,13



98. Goliath was slain by Elhanan



2 Sam 21:19 *note, was changed in translation to be



correct. Original manuscript was incorrect%26gt;



The brother of Goliath was slain by Elhanan



1 Chron 20:5



99. Ahaziah began to reign in the twelfth year of Joram



2 Kings 8:25



Ahaziah began to reign in the eleventh year of Joram



2 Kings 9:29



100. Michal had no child



2 Sam 6:23



Michal had five children



2 Sam 21:8



101. David was tempted by the Lord to number Israel



2 Sam 24:1



David was tempted by Satan to number the people



1 Chron 21:1



102. The number of fighting men of Israel was 800,000; and of



Judah 500,000



2 Sam 24:9



The number of fighting men of Israel was 1,100,000; and of



Judah 470,000



1 Chron 21:5



103. David sinned in numbering the people



2 Sam 24:10



David never sinned, except in the matter of Uriah



1 Kings 15:5



104. One of the penalties of David's sin was seven years of



famine.



2 Sam 24:13



It was not seven years, but three years of famine



1 Chron 21:11,12



105. David took seven hundred horsemen



2 Sam 8:4



David took seven thousand horsemen



1 Chron 18:4



106. David bought a threshing floor for fifty shekels of silver



2 Sam 24:24



David bought the threshing floor for six hundred shekels of



gold



1 Chron 21:25



107. David's throne was to endure forever.



Ps 89:35-37



David's throne was cast down



Ps 89:44



Speculative Doctrines



108. Christ is equal with God



John 10:30/ Phil 2:5



Christ is not equal with God



John 14:28/ Matt 24:36



109. Jesus was all-powerful



Matt 28:18/ John 3:35



Jesus was not all-powerful



Mark 6:5



110. The law was superseded by the Christian dispensation



Luke 16:16/ Eph 2:15/ Rom 7:6



The law was not superseded by the Christian dispensation



Matt 5:17-19



111. Christ's mission was peace



Luke 2:13,14



Christ's mission was not peace



Matt 10:34



112. Christ received not testimony from man



John 5:33,34



Christ did receive testimony from man



John 15:27



113. Christ's witness of himself is true.



John 8:18,14



Christ's witness of himself is not true.



John 5:31



114. Christ laid down his life for his friends



John 15:13/ John 10:11



Christ laid down his life for his enemies



Rom 5:10



115. It was lawful for the Jews to put Christ to death



John 19:7



It was not lawful for the Jews to put Christ to death



John 18:31



116. Children are punished for the sins of the parents



Ex 20:5



Children are not punished for the sins of the parents



Ezek 18:20



117. Man is justified by faith alone



Rom 3:20/ Gal 2:16/ Gal 3:11,12/ Rom 4:2



Man is not justified by faith alone



James 2:21,24/ Rom 2:13



118. It is impossible to fall from grace



John 10:28/ Rom 8:38,39



It is possible to fall from grace



Ezek 18:24/ Heb 6:4-6, 2 Pet 2:20,21



119. No man is without sin



1 Kings 8:46/ Prov 20:9/ Eccl 7:20/ Rom 3:10



Christians are sinless



1 John 3: 9,6,8



120. There is to be a resurrection of the dead



1 Cor 15:52/ Rev 20:12,13/ Luke 20:37/ 1 Cor 15:16



There is to be no resurrection of the dead



Job 7:9/ Eccl 9:5/ Is 26:14



121. Reward and punishment to be bestowed in this world



Prov 11:31



Reward and punishment to be bestowed in the next world



Rev 20:12/ Matt 16:27/ 2 Cor 5:10



122. Annihilation the portion of all mankind



Job 3: 11,13-17,19-22/ Eccl 9:5,10/ Eccl 3:19,20



Endless misery the portion of all mankind



Matt 25:46/ Rev 20:10,15/ Rev 14:11/ Dan 12:2



123. The Earth is to be destroyed



2 Pet 3:10/ Heb 1:11/ Rev 20:11



The Earth is never to be destroyed



Ps 104:5/ Eccl 1:4



124. No evil shall happen to the godly



Prov 12:21/ 1 Pet 3:13



Evil does happen to the godly



Heb 12:6/ Job 2:3,7



125. Worldly good and prosperity are the lot of the godly



Prov 12:21/ Ps 37:28,32,33,37/ Ps 1:1,3/ Gen 39:2/



Job 42:12



Worldly misery and destitution the lot of the godly



Heb 11:37,38/ Rev 7:14/ 2 Tim 3:12/ Luke 21:17



126. Worldly prosperity a reward of righteousness and a blessing



Mark 10:29,30/ Ps 37:25/ Ps 112:1,3/ Job 22:23,24/



Prov 15:6



Worldly prosperity a curse and a bar to future reward



Luke 6:20,24/ Matt 6:19,21/ Luke 16:22/ Matt 19:24/



Luke 6:24



127. The Christian yoke is easy



Matt 11:28,29,30



The Christian yoke is not easy



John 16:33/ 2 Tim 3:12/ Heb 12:6,8



128. The fruit of God's spirit is love and gentleness



Gal 5:22



The fruit of God's spirit is vengeance and fury



Judg 15:14/ 1 Sam 18:10,11



129. Longevity enjoyed by the wicked



Job 21:7,8/ Ps 17:14/ Eccl 8:12/ Is 65:20



Longevity denied to the wicked



Eccl 8:13/ Ps 55:23/ Prov 10:27/ Job 36:14/ Eccl 7:17



130. Poverty a blessing



Luke 6:20,24/ Jams 2:5



Riches a blessing



Prov 10:15/ Job 22:23,24/ Job 42:12



Neither poverty nor riches a blessing



Prov 30:8,9



131. Wisdom a source of enjoyment



Prov 3:13,17



Wisdom a source of vexation, grief and sorrow



Eccl 1:17,18



132. A good name is a blessing



Eccl 7:1/ Prov 22:1



A good name is a curse



Luke 6:26



133. Laughter commended



Eccl 3:1,4/ Eccl 8:15



Laughter condemned



Luke 6:25/ Eccl 7:3,4



134. The rod of correction a remedy for foolishness



Prov 22:15



There is no remedy for foolishness



Prov 27:22



135. A fool should be answered according to his folly



Prov 26:5



A fool should not be answered according to his folly



Prov 26:4



136. Temptation to be desired



James 1:2



Temptation not to be desired



Matt 6:13



137. Prophecy is sure



2 Pet 1:19



Prophecy is not sure



Jer 18:7-10



138. Man's life was to be one hundred and twenty years



Gen 6:3/ Ps 90:10



Man's life is but seventy years



Ps 90:10



139. The fear of man was to be upon every beast



Gen 9:2



The fear of man is not upon the lion



Prov 30:30



140. Miracles a proof of divine mission



Matt 11:2-5/ John 3:2/ Ex 14:31



Miracles not a proof of divine mission



Ex 7:10-12/ Deut 13:1-3/ Luke 11:19



141. Moses was a very meek man



Num 12:3



Moses was a very cruel man



Num 31:15,17



142. Elijah went up to heaven



2 Kings 2:11



None but Christ ever ascended into heaven



John 3:13



143. All scripture is inspired



2 Tim 3:16



Some scripture is not inspired



1 Cor 7:6/ 1 Cor 7:12/ 2 Cor 11:17



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A friend and I were talking about Biblical contradictions, but he said they didn't matter because mistakes and

There are many more, too. The problem is that, with the exception of the Letters, none of the books of the Bible were written by the hand they are attributed to (most were written at least 100 years after that persons death), and all were translated (in most cases poorly) from their original language to Latin and then translated again to English (among other languages).



So, we have a bunch of 2nd or 3rd hand stories handed down through generations and then translated, not once, but at least twice. I'd be really surprised if there weren't glaring inaccuracies.



A friend and I were talking about Biblical contradictions, but he said they didn't matter because mistakes and

Translation's an absolute pain, books can be altered if you have the authority, time changes things, God's where and whatever the hell he wants to be, and you copied someone else's quesiton to get attention for yourself. Dip.



A friend and I were talking about Biblical contradictions, but he said they didn't matter because mistakes and

Wow -- someone was bored -- but I love it....



That's the thing about any religion -- get three people together, even three people of the same faith -- and you'll have four opinions, at least two of which conflict.



A friend and I were talking about Biblical contradictions, but he said they didn't matter because mistakes and

They are merely "apparent contradictions." It is easy to be stumbled by not knowing how to properly interpret Scripture--the main reason there are about 30,000 "Christian" sects in the world.



There is but one authority for interpretation of Scripture: the Catholic Church, since the Church (with the guidance of the Holy Ghost) compiled the collection of books called the Bible, at the Council of Carthage, in A.D. 397.



A friend and I were talking about Biblical contradictions, but he said they didn't matter because mistakes and

Most of those depend on the situation in which they were written, where, when how and for what purpose they were written. You also can't take things out of context without losing some of the meaning.



This whole argument involves ignoring context and the method and reasons for the books to exist. Due to that I won't even waste my time trying to refute the apparent contradictions. You can't take sound bites, you need to read the books in their entirety in order to understand them correctly. That would be like randomly taking sentences from War and Peace and claiming to understand the main points of the book, it's not possible and smacks of agenda driven laziness.



The Bible was written by different people and is different books, not one book. It is also translated. Anyone who is even bilingual can tell you that there are certain words in languages that can't be translated very well into other languages. There are fewer apparent contradictions in the Hebrew, Greek and Latin translations since those are truer to the linguistic origin of the writers than is modern English.



Okay, here is one obvious thing that you claim is a contradiction. Elijah didn't ascend into heaven, he was taken into heaven by God, hence it is correct to say that none but Jesus ascended into heaven since Elijah didn't, by definition of the word, ascend.



Another one,



"There died of the plague twenty-four thousand



Num 25:9



There died of the plague but twenty-three thousand



1 Cor 10:8"



The goal here is magnitude involved, and that means somewhere between 20,000 and 25,000. Both are estimates, not exact figures. It is similar to news outlets or police reports estimating the size of a crowd or mob, the exact number isn't important but the magnitude is. Take a physics or chemistry course and you'll learn why this is done.



And for the record, you can be both weak and cruel. That one about Moses is almost laughably forced.

The call of wild what's meant by the phrase the domesticated generation fell from him?

a) buck has lost a lot of hair in his fight with spitz



b) buck is learning to love a human being again



c) buck is losing his civilized characteristics



d) buck longs to return home to the judge's family



The call of wild what's meant by the phrase the domesticated generation fell from him?

The wolf loves his human but misses the wild of his origins. He must go back into the wild, it is nature after all.

Who wants to play Trivia, How many answers do you know?

Q: Some 45% of wives say their husbands snore. How many husbands will admit it: (a) 5%; (b) 15%; or (c) 25%?



Q: For every dollar you spend for produce at the supermarket, how much goes to the farmer who grew the produce: (a) 5 cents; (b) 10 cents; or (c) 15 cents?



Q: Your blood-pressure skyrockets when you can't remove the price stickers from glass items. Should you: (a) insist that the store remove all stickers; (b) found an anti-sticker consumer group; or (c) dab the sticker with mineral oil, peel it off, then wipe the glass clean with cotton soaked in rubbing alcohol?



Q: Your co-workers are harrassing you about your severely stained coffee cup. Should you: (a) plant a flower in it; (b) file a lawsuit for cup abuse; or (c) sprinkle baking soda on a damp sponge, wipe away the stains, and burn the sponge?



Q: What country started the Christmas tradition of exchanging gifts: (a) Italy; (b) Greece; or (c) Norway?



Q: According to USA Today, is the favorite luxury car of more U.S. corporate financial officers: (a) Mercedes-Benz; (b) Lexus; or (c) BMW?



Q: How many American women over age 35 now play basketball in leagues: (a) 17; (b) 170-thousand; or (c) 1.7-million?



Q: You suffer from misopedia. Do you have an abnormal aversion to: (a) very large books; (b) children; or (c) people who won't spend money?



Q: Who said, "There are some nights you and your image just aren't in the same bed." Was it: (a) Markie Post; (b) Matthew McConaughey; or (c) Ralph Macchio?



Q: According to British research, which daily personal grooming activity soon may no longer be necessary: (a) tooth brushing; (b) hair combing; or (c) showering or bathing?



Q: When Bill Gates formed his first company to sell a computerized traffic counting system to cities, was he: (a) 14; (b) 16; or (c) 18?



Q: People who exercise regularly sleep more soundly, with one exception. Is the one exception: (a) children with asthma; (b) women who work out in the evening; or (c) men who work out in the morning?



Q: How many American men have not had a vacation in the past year: (a) 62%; (b) 72%; or (c) 82%?



Q: Hockey right winger Kelly Chase was born on this day in 1967. Was Kelly born in: (a) Beaver Bend, Manitoba; (b) Porcupine Plain, Saskatchewan; or (c) Marmot Mountain, Alberta?



Q: According to research at Columbia University, which teenagers are more likely to smoke, drink, and use drugs: (a) the ones raised by single mothers; or (b) the ones who have bad relationships with their fathers in two-parent families?



Q: It has half the fat of chicken, one-eighth the fat of beef, and is high in protein. Is it: (a) swan; (b) peacock; or (c) ostrich?



Q: This year your corn shucks are thicker than usual. Does this mean: (a) your jokes are cornier than usual; (b) it'll be a rough winter; or (c) your chickens will lay heavier eggs?



Q: Did the directors at Mount Vernon spend $3-million last year to give George Washingon閳ユ獨 reputation more: (a) "dignity;" (b) "sizzle;" or (c) "charisma?"



Q: According to a Louis Harris poll, with which are more Americans fed up: (a) telemarketers; (b) multi-layered voice-mail telephone answering systems; or (c) junk mail?



Q: Your boots are losing their shape. Should you: (a) never take them off; (b) see if you can shoplift a couple of mannequin legs; or (c) place an empty egg carton inside each boot?



Q: According to research at the Harvard School of Public Health, Americans believe there's a 50% chance they'll be involved in a serious accident. In reality, do they have: (a) a 5% chance; (b) a 10% chance; or (c) a 15% chance?



Q: Schools close for the holidays in North Pole, Alaska, but under what other conditions do North Pole schools close: (a) when there's a polar bear hibernating in the bus; (b) when there's 24 inches of snow; (C) when the temperature drops to 50 below?



Q: Every day in the U.S. about 7,000 couples marry. How many couples file for divorce every day: (a) 2,300; (b) 3,300; or (c) 4,300?



Q: Is the town of Gays, Illinois, most famous for its: (a) possum racetrack; (b) two-story outhouse; or (c) annual Tomato Stomp?



Q: How many pet owners mention their pets in their wills: (a) 8%; (b) 18%; or (c) 28%?



Q: According to a survey by the American Medical Association, how many smokers don't believe they have a higher-than-average risk of cancer: (a) 40%; (b) 50%; or (c) 60%?



Q: In which U.S. state do more people say they always buckle their auto seat belts: (a) Hawaii; (b) Arkansas; or (c) North Carolina?



Q: According to Dr. Herbert S. Terrace at Columbia University, have rats been taught to count: (a) to five; (b) to 25; or (c) to 45?



Q: According to research published in Science journal, what did rats fed a low-calorie diet do 50% longer than other rats: (a) squeak; (b) sleep; or (c) live?



Q: The average man laughs 69 times a day. How many times a day does the average woman laugh: (a) 55; (b) 65; or (c) 75?



Q: Your microwave really stinks. Should you: (a) clean it with bubble bath soap; (b) zap a dozen roses; or (c) place lemon quarters and a cup of water in a safe bowl and zap on high for three minutes?



Q: According to a new Yale University study, how many Americans experience "office rage" or anger at work: (a) 15%; (b) 25%; or (c) 35%?



Q: You are suffering from taresthesia. Does this mean: (a) your foot is asleep; (b) your lungs are completely black; or (c) you can閳ユ獩 stop hiccuping?



Q: Does the average American household spend more for energy on: (a) appliances; (b) heating and cooling; or (c) water heating?



Q: Can removing a tattoo cost from $1,750 to as much as: (a) $2,000; (b) $3,000; or (c) $4,000?



Q: Was America閳ユ獨 first First Lady, Martha Washington: (a) five feet tall; (b) 5-feet-4; or (c) 5-feet-7?



Q: A new vegetable loaded with vitamins and minerals is the offspring of broccoli and Chinese cabbage. Is it called: (a) brobbage; (b) broccolini; or (c) chinoccoli?



Q: According to research at Princeton University, do Americans pay more attention to news stories about: (a) Washington events; (b) sports; or (c) health?



Q: You suffer from hypnophobia. Do you have an abnormal fear: (a) of being seen from behind; (b) of falling asleep; or (c) of telling the truth while hypnotised?



Q: According to an old Kentucky law, was it illegal for a woman to marry the same man: (a) twice; (b) three times; or (c) four times?



Q: Which U.S. city ranks #1 in the number of miles driven per capita: (a) Los Angeles; (b) Atlanta; or (c) Houston?



Q: If you get a new tattoo today, how long must you wait before donating blood: (a) one month; (b) six months; or (c) 12 months?



Q: In ancient Rome, during the eulogies at funerals, did mourners customarily munch on: (a) popcorn; (b) grapes; or (c) parsley?



Q: Did Marvin Middlemark invent: (a) the TV remote; (b) the VCR; or (c) TV rabbit ears?



Q: How many Americans recycle cans, bottles, or paper: (a) 66%; (b) 76%; or (c) 86%?



Q: To help avoid injury, should you lift weights: (a) in the morning; (b) in the afternoon; or (c) in the evening?



Q: Was the carol "Silent Night" first sung accompanied by guitar in the church at Oberndorf, Austria, because: (a) the organist was sick; (b) writer Joseph Mohr preferred the guitar; or (c) mice had gnawed through the organ and ruined it?



Q: When visiting Finland, does Saint Nicholas park his sleigh and ride: (a) a donkey named Elvis; (b) a goat named Ukko; or (c) a reindeer named Rudolph?



Q: In Sweden, a common Christmas decoration is the Julbukk, a small figurine of a goat. Is it usually made of: (a) straw; (b) candy; or (c) gingerbread?



Q: While reading, did Abraham Lincoln always: (a) tilt the book and his head to the right; (b) move his lips; or (c) keep one eye closed?



Q: How many death sentences did Texas courts uphold in the 1990s for defendants whose lawyers slept during their trials: (a) none; (b) three; or (c) six?



Q: Is the average number of different drug prescriptions filled each year by an American over age 74: (a) six; (b) eight; or (c) 12?



Q: Did the blazer jacket get its name from: (a) an American pioneer; (b) a ship; or (c) a fire department softball team?



Q: Your candle is warped. Should you: (a) stop burning it at both ends; (b) keep it in the freezer; or (c) soak it in warm water until it's soft, then gently reshape it, and dunk it in cold water?



Q: In Omaha, was it once illegal in church to: (a) sleep; (b) sneeze; or (c) get up and leave?



Q: Which Continental Basketball Association team leads the league in merchandise sales: (a) the Fort Wayne Fury; (b) the Sioux Falls Skyforce; or (c) the Idaho Stampede?



Q: According to research published in the journal Nature, people with chonically cold feet may have trouble going to sleep unless they: (a) whine about how cold their feet are; (b) sleep with their feet under the dog; or (c) wear socks to bed?



Q: To deliver their wish to the spirits, do some North American Indian tribes believe they should whisper it to: (a) the wind; (b) an eagle; or (c) a butterfly?



Q: You suffer from choreomania. Are you: (a) obsessed with chorus girls; (b) unable to stop dancing; or (c) unable to stop throwing apple cores at others?



Q: Your windshield wipers are dying young. Should you clean them with: (a) blue cheese dressing; (b) Vaseline; or (c) alcohol?



Q: You are a single man who is interested in a particular single woman. When you approach her, she puts her hands in her pockets. Does this mean: (a) she may try to pay you to leave her alone; (b) she has low hand-esteem; or (c) she's not interested?



Q: Is the dirtiest skin surface on the average human: (a) the face; (b) the feet; or (c) the belly button?



Q: Does the tattoo on comedian Janeane Garofalo閳ユ獨 arm say: (a) "Don閳ユ獩 sing;" (b) "Take a deep breath;" or (c) "Think."



Q: Was the most popular name for newborn American girls in 1998: (a) Sarah; (b) Kaitlyn; or (c) Hannah?



Q: Was the last year that neither a Dole nor a Bush appeared on the Republican presidential ticket: (a) 1976; (b) 1972; or (c) 1968?



Q: Who said, "My mom took me to a dog show and I won?" Was it: (a) Phyllis Diller; (b) Rodney Dangerfield; or (c) Garry Shandling?



Q: To prevent stress-related illnesses, how much unstructured downtime should school-age children get each day: (a) at least 20 minutes; (b) at least 40 minutes; or (c) at least 60 minutes?



Q: How many puppies did Bob Dole閳ユ獨 dog Leader and Strom Thurmond閳ユ獨 dog Chelsea Marie produced: (a) none; (b) eight; or (c) 16?



Q: Will a new rifle being developed in Oak Ridge, Tennessee: (a) shoot only animals that are running; (b) fire bullets at varying speeds; or (c) fire only when the licensed owner pulls the trigger?



Q: Your carrots are limp. Should you: (a) find an old rabbit with dentures; (b) make carrot soup; or (c) soak them in ice water for a half hour.



Q: According to German research published in the British Medical Journal, babies are less likely to grow into fat children if they: (a) have a photo of Richard Simmons in their crib; (b) are breast-fed exclusively; or (c) are bottle-fed exclusively?



Q: Was 1999 the first summer that Japanese children could purchase from a vending machine: (a) Sumo wrestler trading cards; (b) live bugs; or (c) saki-flavored bubble gum?



Q: Before leaving on a long trip, which coin does the American Automobile Association recommend you use to check the tread on your tires: (a) a penny; (b) a nickel; or (c) a quarter?



Q: Was Claudian Schiffer閳ユ獨 1990 modeling debut memorable because: (a) her shoe came off; (b) a strap broke; or (c) she tripped?



Q: Your delicate gold and silver necklaces get all tangled in your jewelry box. Should you: (a) get a separate jewelry box for each necklace; (b) hang each necklace over a doorknob; or (c) run each necklace through a drinking straw, then fasten the catch?



Q: Is wrestler Hulk Hogan閳ユ獨 real name: (a) Bubba Eugene; (b) Bo Gene; or (c) Terry Gene?



Q: According to research by the American Academy of Orthopaedic Surgeons, which activity is best to strengthen bones: (a) running; (b) riding a stationary bike; or (c) using a stair climber?



Q: In high school, did Deion Sanders play: (a) quarterback; (b) wide receiver; or (c) runningback?



Q: Your new geegaw is missing: Should you: (a) call the police; (b) call animal control; or (c) not worry about it?



Q: You suffer from ballistophobia. Do you have a morbid fear of: (a) your soccer ball exploding; (b) swallowing a ping pong ball; or (c) missiles?



Q: At its convention in 1999 did a large national organization sell baby bibs sporting blocks with the letters: (a) A-M-A; (b) N-R-A; or (c) A-A-R-P?



Q: Can algae-fighting copper compounds in pools cause swimmers閳?hair to turn: (a) green; (b) orange; or (c) purple?



Q: According to the American Medical Association, is the median annual personal income for U.S. doctors: (a) $146,000; (b) $166,000; or (c) $186,000?



Q: If you haven閳ユ獩 soaked your kitchen sponge for five minutes today in warm water and bleach, how many bacteria are probably clinging to it right now: (a) 7,000; (b) 7 million; or (c) 7 billion?



Q: In 1982, was Jose Canseco drafted by the Oakland Athletics in the: (a) first round; (b) 8th round; or (c) 15th round of the draft?



Q: Did California thieves who burglarized a moving armored truck by cutting a hole through the trailer roof get away with: (a) $23,000; (b) $230,000; or (c) $2.3 million?



Q: Your dream is to have a shower door that sparkles. Should you: (a) buy a new one with sequins; (b) install spotlights in the bathroom; or (c) wipe down the door once a week with full-strength vinegar?



Q: You scratched your favorite CD. Should you gently smear the scratch with: (a) mayonnaise; (b) toothpaste; or Vaseline?



Q: To whiten your teeth, should you brush vigorously after dipping your toothbrush in: (a) mashed potatos; (b) mashed bananas; or (c) mashed strawberries?



Q: In a survey reported in McCall閳ユ獨 magazine, which of their husband閳ユ獨 physical features did more wives say they閳ユ獓 like to change: (a) height; (b) weight; or (c) lack of style?



Q: Is the oldest river in North America: (a) the Geezer River in Manitoba; (b) the New River in West Virginia; or (c) the Neosho River in Kansas?



Q: In a study at the University of Michigan School of Public Health, which group of teenagers were less likely to drink and drive, carry a weapon, use tobacco, and get into fights: (a) those who attended religious services regularly; (b) those who did not attend religious services; or (c) made no difference?



Q: Each year does the Moon move away from the Earth by: (a) two inches; (b) two feet; or (c) two miles?



Q: Supermarket shopping carts last about ten years. During that time, are the wheels replaced: (a) once; (b) twice; or (c) three times?



Q: How many women now regularly wear shoes with heels higher than one inch to work: (a) 15%; (b) 25%; or (c) 35%?



Q: Is Eternal Ink the official newsletter of: (a) The Association of People Whose Cheap Ballpoint Pens Have Leaked in Their Shirt Pockets; (b) The Christian Tattoo Association; or (c) The Indelible Ink Manufacturers Association?



Q: Could most Americans save 15% on their auto insurance by raising the deductibles to: (a) $250; (b) $500; or (c) $1,000?



Q: To prevent your skin from becoming dehydrated and flaky, how many glasses of water should you drink for every cup of coffee you drink: (a) one glass; (b) two glasses; or (c) three glasses?



Q: Assuming it閳ユ獨 an average month, how many rocks from Mars will land on Earth during September: (a) none; (b) two; or (c) four?



Q: How many months of the year does the average American woman spend trying to lose weight: (a) 4.4 months; (b) 5.4 months; or (c) 6.4 months?



Q: Some 55% of U.S. adults own exercise equipment, though 35% of those no longer use it. How many never used it: (a) 6%; (b) 8%; or (c) 10%?



Q: What color is used in most hospital recovery rooms: (a) pastel peach; (b) light blue; or (c) mint green?



Q: Who is most likely to die of a heart attack: (a) men; or (b) women?



Q: Was NBA guard Kobe Bryant named after: (a) a street; (b) a steak house; or (c) a school?



Q: In a Roper Starch survey, 37% of men said they relish the change of pace when they travel for business. How many women said they relish the change: (a) 30%; (b) 40%; or (c) 50%?



Q: To remove all germs while scrubbing your hands, fingernails, and forearms, what song does the Tufts University Health %26amp; Nutrition Letter recommend you sing twice: (a) "Disco Duck," (b) "Happy Birthday," or (c) "Jesus Loves Me?"



Q: According to the World Tourism Organization, in 1997 did more international travelers stay overnight in: (a) the U.S.; (b) France; or (c) Spain?



Q: Did the term "aloe vera" evolve from a word in: (a) Spanish; (b) French; or (c) Portuguese?



Q: Your candles don閳ユ獩 burn evenly. Should you: (a) consult a candle psychic; (b) stop buying candles made with polyunsaturated parrot oil; or (c) chill your candles out?



Q: Does NBA center David Robinson play the piano and the: (a) guitar; (b) saxophone; or (c) drums?



Q: Have researchers in London and Montreal discovered the genetic flaw that causes the human condition: (a) smellyfeetitis; (b) pig pungency pestilence; or (c) fish-odor syndrome?



Q: Some 21% of the world total population lives in China. What percentage lives in the U.S.: (a) 3%; (b) 5%; or (c) 7%?



Q: Was one of coach Jimmy Johnson閳ユ獨 childhood friends: (a) John Ritter; (b) Janis Joplin; or (c) the Big Bopper?



Q: According to The Job Survival Instruction Book by Karin Ireland, do employers value staffers more who: (a) are helpful and easy to get along with; or (b) are difficult people who have better skills?



Q: How many stars (or suns) are in our Milky Way galaxie: (a) 200-million; (b) 200-billion; or (c) 200-trillion?



Q: Was the first U.S. Capitol in New York City on: (a) Wall Street; (b) Fifth Avenue; or (c) Broadway?



Q: How many North American adults say they save the spare change they receive during the day instead of spending it: (a) 65%; (b) 75%; or (c) 85%?



Q: Is the top reason women work out: (a) to feel good afterward; (b) to control their weight; or (c) to increase their energy?



Who wants to play Trivia, How many answers do you know?

My final report for American History this semester was shorter than your question list.



Who wants to play Trivia, How many answers do you know?

You should break this up to SEVERAL smaller lists.



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Who wants to play Trivia, How many answers do you know?

Q: Some 45% of wives say their husbands snore. How many husbands will admit it: (a) 5%; (b) 15%; or (c) 25%?



A. a



Q: For every dollar you spend for produce at the supermarket, how much goes to the farmer who grew the produce: (a) 5 cents; (b) 10 cents; or (c) 15 cents?



A. a



Q: Your blood-pressure skyrockets when you can't remove the price stickers from glass items. Should you: (a) insist that the store remove all stickers; (b) found an anti-sticker consumer group; or (c) dab the sticker with mineral oil, peel it off, then wipe the glass clean with cotton soaked in rubbing alcohol?



A. c



Q: Your co-workers are harrassing you about your severely stained coffee cup. Should you: (a) plant a flower in it; (b) file a lawsuit for cup abuse; or (c) sprinkle baking soda on a damp sponge, wipe away the stains, and burn the sponge?



A. c



Q: What country started the Christmas tradition of exchanging gifts: (a) Italy; (b) Greece; or (c) Norway?



A. a



Q: According to USA Today, is the favorite luxury car of more U.S. corporate financial officers: (a) Mercedes-Benz; (b) Lexus; or (c) BMW?



A. b



Q: How many American women over age 35 now play basketball in leagues: (a) 17; (b) 170-thousand; or (c) 1.7-million?



A. b



Q: You suffer from misopedia. Do you have an abnormal aversion to: (a) very large books; (b) children; or (c) people who won't spend money?



A. b



Q: Who said, "There are some nights you and your image just aren't in the same bed." Was it: (a) Markie Post; (b) Matthew McConaughey; or (c) Ralph Macchio?



A. a



Q: According to British research, which daily personal grooming activity soon may no longer be necessary: (a) tooth brushing; (b) hair combing; or (c) showering or bathing?



A. c



Q: When Bill Gates formed his first company to sell a computerized traffic counting system to cities, was he: (a) 14; (b) 16; or (c) 18?



A. b



Q: People who exercise regularly sleep more soundly, with one exception. Is the one exception: (a) children with asthma; (b) women who work out in the evening; or (c) men who work out in the morning?



A. a



Q: How many American men have not had a vacation in the past year: (a) 62%; (b) 72%; or (c) 82%?



A. a



Q: Hockey right winger Kelly Chase was born on this day in 1967. Was Kelly born in: (a) Beaver Bend, Manitoba; (b) Porcupine Plain, Saskatchewan; or (c) Marmot Mountain, Alberta?



A. c



Q: According to research at Columbia University, which teenagers are more likely to smoke, drink, and use drugs: (a) the ones raised by single mothers; or (b) the ones who have bad relationships with their fathers in two-parent families?



A. b



Q: It has half the fat of chicken, one-eighth the fat of beef, and is high in protein. Is it: (a) swan; (b) peacock; or (c) ostrich?



A. c



Q: This year your corn shucks are thicker than usual. Does this mean: (a) your jokes are cornier than usual; (b) it'll be a rough winter; or (c) your chickens will lay heavier eggs?



A. b



Q: Did the directors at Mount Vernon spend $3-million last year to give George Washingon閳ユ獨 reputation more: (a) "dignity;" (b) "sizzle;" or (c) "charisma?"



A. c



Q: According to a Louis Harris poll, with which are more Americans fed up: (a) telemarketers; (b) multi-layered voice-mail telephone answering systems; or (c) junk mail?



A. b



Q: Your boots are losing their shape. Should you: (a) never take them off; (b) see if you can shoplift a couple of mannequin legs; or (c) place an empty egg carton inside each boot?



A. c



Q: According to research at the Harvard School of Public Health, Americans believe there's a 50% chance they'll be involved in a serious accident. In reality, do they have: (a) a 5% chance; (b) a 10% chance; or (c) a 15% chance?



A. a



Q: Schools close for the holidays in North Pole, Alaska, but under what other conditions do North Pole schools close: (a) when there's a polar bear hibernating in the bus; (b) when there's 24 inches of snow; (C) when the temperature drops to 50 below?



A. a



Q: Every day in the U.S. about 7,000 couples marry. How many couples file for divorce every day: (a) 2,300; (b) 3,300; or (c) 4,300?



A. c



Q: Is the town of Gays, Illinois, most famous for its: (a) possum racetrack; (b) two-story outhouse; or (c) annual Tomato Stomp?



A. c



Q: How many pet owners mention their pets in their wills: (a) 8%; (b) 18%; or (c) 28%?



A. a



Q: According to a survey by the American Medical Association, how many smokers don't believe they have a higher-than-average risk of cancer: (a) 40%; (b) 50%; or (c) 60%?



A. c



Q: In which U.S. state do more people say they always buckle their auto seat belts: (a) Hawaii; (b) Arkansas; or (c) North Carolina?



A. a



Q: According to Dr. Herbert S. Terrace at Columbia University, have rats been taught to count: (a) to five; (b) to 25; or (c) to 45?



A. b



Q: According to research published in Science journal, what did rats fed a low-calorie diet do 50% longer than other rats: (a) squeak; (b) sleep; or (c) live?



A. c



Q: The average man laughs 69 times a day. How many times a day does the average woman laugh: (a) 55; (b) 65; or (c) 75?



A. a



Q: Your microwave really stinks. Should you: (a) clean it with bubble bath soap; (b) zap a dozen roses; or (c) place lemon quarters and a cup of water in a safe bowl and zap on high for three minutes?



A. c



Q: According to a new Yale University study, how many Americans experience "office rage" or anger at work: (a) 15%; (b) 25%; or (c) 35%?



A. c



Q: You are suffering from taresthesia. Does this mean: (a) your foot is asleep; (b) your lungs are completely black; or (c) you can閳ユ獩 stop hiccuping?



A. none of the above. It is made up



Q: Does the average American household spend more for energy on: (a) appliances; (b) heating and cooling; or (c) water heating?



A. b



Q: Can removing a tattoo cost from $1,750 to as much as: (a) $2,000; (b) $3,000; or (c) $4,000?



A. c



Q: Was America閳ユ獨 first First Lady, Martha Washington: (a) five feet tall; (b) 5-feet-4; or (c) 5-feet-7?



A. a



Q: A new vegetable loaded with vitamins and minerals is the offspring of broccoli and Chinese cabbage. Is it called: (a) brobbage; (b) broccolini; or (c) chinoccoli?



A. b



Q: According to research at Princeton University, do Americans pay more attention to news stories about: (a) Washington events; (b) sports; or (c) health?



A. c



Q: You suffer from hypnophobia. Do you have an abnormal fear: (a) of being seen from behind; (b) of falling asleep; or (c) of telling the truth while hypnotised?



A. b



Q: According to an old Kentucky law, was it illegal for a woman to marry the same man: (a) twice; (b) three times; or (c) four times?



A. a



Q: Which U.S. city ranks #1 in the number of miles driven per capita: (a) Los Angeles; (b) Atlanta; or (c) Houston?



A. a



Q: If you get a new tattoo today, how long must you wait before donating blood: (a) one month; (b) six months; or (c) 12 months?



A. c



Q: In ancient Rome, during the eulogies at funerals, did mourners customarily munch on: (a) popcorn; (b) grapes; or (c) parsley?



A. c



Q: Did Marvin Middlemark invent: (a) the TV remote; (b) the VCR; or (c) TV rabbit ears?



A. c



Q: How many Americans recycle cans, bottles, or paper: (a) 66%; (b) 76%; or (c) 86%?



A. a



Q: To help avoid injury, should you lift weights: (a) in the morning; (b) in the afternoon; or (c) in the evening?



A. b



Q: Was the carol "Silent Night" first sung accompanied by guitar in the church at Oberndorf, Austria, because: (a) the organist was sick; (b) writer Joseph Mohr preferred the guitar; or (c) mice had gnawed through the organ and ruined it?



A. c



Q: When visiting Finland, does Saint Nicholas park his sleigh and ride: (a) a donkey named Elvis; (b) a goat named Ukko; or (c) a reindeer named Rudolph?



A. b



Q: In Sweden, a common Christmas decoration is the Julbukk, a small figurine of a goat. Is it usually made of: (a) straw; (b) candy; or (c) gingerbread?



A. a



Q: While reading, did Abraham Lincoln always: (a) tilt the book and his head to the right; (b) move his lips; or (c) keep one eye closed?



A. a



Q: How many death sentences did Texas courts uphold in the 1990s for defendants whose lawyers slept during their trials: (a) none; (b) three; or (c) six?



A. a



Q: Is the average number of different drug prescriptions filled each year by an American over age 74: (a) six; (b) eight; or (c) 12?



A. c



Q: Did the blazer jacket get its name from: (a) an American pioneer; (b) a ship; or (c) a fire department softball team?



A. b



Q: Your candle is warped. Should you: (a) stop burning it at both ends; (b) keep it in the freezer; or (c) soak it in warm water until it's soft, then gently reshape it, and dunk it in cold water?



A. c



Q: In Omaha, was it once illegal in church to: (a) sleep; (b) sneeze; or (c) get up and leave?



A. c



Q: Which Continental Basketball Association team leads the league in merchandise sales: (a) the Fort Wayne Fury; (b) the Sioux Falls Skyforce; or (c) the Idaho Stampede?



A. a



Q: According to research published in the journal Nature, people with chonically cold feet may have trouble going to sleep unless they: (a) whine about how cold their feet are; (b) sleep with their feet under the dog; or (c) wear socks to bed?



A. c



Q: To deliver their wish to the spirits, do some North American Indian tribes believe they should whisper it to: (a) the wind; (b) an eagle; or (c) a butterfly?



A. b



Q: You suffer from choreomania. Are you: (a) obsessed with chorus girls; (b) unable to stop dancing; or (c) unable to stop throwing apple cores at others?



A. b



Q: Your windshield wipers are dying young. Should you clean them with: (a) blue cheese dressing; (b) Vaseline; or (c) alcohol?



A. b



Q: You are a single man who is interested in a particular single woman. When you approach her, she puts her hands in her pockets. Does this mean: (a) she may try to pay you to leave her alone; (b) she has low hand-esteem; or (c) she's not interested?



A. c



Q: Is the dirtiest skin surface on the average human: (a) the face; (b) the feet; or (c) the belly button?



A. c



Q: Does the tattoo on comedian Janeane Garofalo閳ユ獨 arm say: (a) "Don閳ユ獩 sing;" (b) "Take a deep breath;" or (c) "Think."



A. a



Q: Was the most popular name for newborn American girls in 1998: (a) Sarah; (b) Kaitlyn; or (c) Hannah?



A. a



Q: Was the last year that neither a Dole nor a Bush appeared on the Republican presidential ticket: (a) 1976; (b) 1972; or (c) 1968?



A. c



Q: Who said, "My mom took me to a dog show and I won?" Was it: (a) Phyllis Diller; (b) Rodney Dangerfield; or (c) Garry Shandling?



A. b



Q: To prevent stress-related illnesses, how much unstructured downtime should school-age children get each day: (a) at least 20 minutes; (b) at least 40 minutes; or (c) at least 60 minutes?



A. c



Q: How many puppies did Bob Dole閳ユ獨 dog Leader and Strom Thurmond閳ユ獨 dog Chelsea Marie produced: (a) none; (b) eight; or (c) 16?



A. c



Q: Will a new rifle being developed in Oak Ridge, Tennessee: (a) shoot only animals that are running; (b) fire bullets at varying speeds; or (c) fire only when the licensed owner pulls the trigger?



A. c



Q: Your carrots are limp. Should you: (a) find an old rabbit with dentures; (b) make carrot soup; or (c) soak them in ice water for a half hour.



A. c



Q: According to German research published in the British Medical Journal, babies are less likely to grow into fat children if they: (a) have a photo of Richard Simmons in their crib; (b) are breast-fed exclusively; or (c) are bottle-fed exclusively?



A. c



Q: Was 1999 the first summer that Japanese children could purchase from a vending machine: (a) Sumo wrestler trading cards; (b) live bugs; or (c) saki-flavored bubble gum?



A. a



Q: Before leaving on a long trip, which coin does the American Automobile Association recommend you use to check the tread on your tires: (a) a penny; (b) a nickel; or (c) a quarter?



A. a



Q: Was Claudian Schiffer閳ユ獨 1990 modeling debut memorable because: (a) her shoe came off; (b) a strap broke; or (c) she tripped?



A. b



Q: Your delicate gold and silver necklaces get all tangled in your jewelry box. Should you: (a) get a separate jewelry box for each necklace; (b) hang each necklace over a doorknob; or (c) run each necklace through a drinking straw, then fasten the catch?



A. c



Q: Is wrestler Hulk Hogan閳ユ獨 real name: (a) Bubba Eugene; (b) Bo Gene; or (c) Terry Gene?



A. c



Q: According to research by the American Academy of Orthopaedic Surgeons, which activity is best to strengthen bones: (a) running; (b) riding a stationary bike; or (c) using a stair climber?



A. c



Q: In high school, did Deion Sanders play: (a) quarterback; (b) wide receiver; or (c) runningback?



A. a



Q: Your new geegaw is missing: Should you: (a) call the police; (b) call animal control; or (c) not worry about it?



A. c



Q: You suffer from ballistophobia. Do you have a morbid fear of: (a) your soccer ball exploding; (b) swallowing a ping pong ball; or (c) missiles?



A. c



Q: At its convention in 1999 did a large national organization sell baby bibs sporting blocks with the letters: (a) A-M-A; (b) N-R-A; or (c) A-A-R-P?



A. a



Q: Can algae-fighting copper compounds in pools cause swimmers閳?hair to turn: (a) green; (b) orange; or (c) purple?



A. a



Q: According to the American Medical Association, is the median annual personal income for U.S. doctors: (a) $146,000; (b) $166,000; or (c) $186,000?



A. b



Q: If you haven閳ユ獩 soaked your kitchen sponge for five minutes today in warm water and bleach, how many bacteria are probably clinging to it right now: (a) 7,000; (b) 7 million; or (c) 7 billion?



A. c



Q: In 1982, was Jose Canseco drafted by the Oakland Athletics in the: (a) first round; (b) 8th round; or (c) 15th round of the draft?



A. b



Q: Did California thieves who burglarized a moving armored truck by cutting a hole through the trailer roof get away with: (a) $23,000; (b) $230,000; or (c) $2.3 million?



A. c



Q: Your dream is to have a shower door that sparkles. Should you: (a) buy a new one with sequins; (b) install spotlights in the bathroom; or (c) wipe down the door once a week with full-strength vinegar?



A. c



Q: You scratched your favorite CD. Should you gently smear the scratch with: (a) mayonnaise; (b) toothpaste; or Vaseline?



A. b



Q: To whiten your teeth, should you brush vigorously after dipping your toothbrush in: (a) mashed potatos; (b) mashed bananas; or (c) mashed strawberries?



A. c



Q: In a survey reported in McCall閳ユ獨 magazine, which of their husband閳ユ獨 physical features did more wives say they閳ユ獓 like to change: (a) height; (b) weight; or (c) lack of style?



A. a



Q: Is the oldest river in North America: (a) the Geezer River in Manitoba; (b) the New River in West Virginia; or (c) the Neosho River in Kansas?



A. a



Q: In a study at the University of Michigan School of Public Health, which group of teenagers were less likely to drink and drive, carry a weapon, use tobacco, and get into fights: (a) those who attended religious services regularly; (b) those who did not attend religious services; or (c) made no difference?



A. c



Q: Each year does the Moon move away from the Earth by: (a) two inches; (b) two feet; or (c) two miles?



A. a



Q: Supermarket shopping carts last about ten years. During that time, are the wheels replaced: (a) once; (b) twice; or (c) three times?



A. c



Q: How many women now regularly wear shoes with heels higher than one inch to work: (a) 15%; (b) 25%; or (c) 35%?



A. b



Q: Is Eternal Ink the official newsletter of: (a) The Association of People Whose Cheap Ballpoint Pens Have Leaked in Their Shirt Pockets; (b) The Christian Tattoo Association; or (c) The Indelible Ink Manufacturers Association?



A. b



Q: Could most Americans save 15% on their auto insurance by raising the deductibles to: (a) $250; (b) $500; or (c) $1,000?



A. b



Q: To prevent your skin from becoming dehydrated and flaky, how many glasses of water should you drink for every cup of coffee you drink: (a) one glass; (b) two glasses; or (c) three glasses?



A. c



Q: Assuming it閳ユ獨 an average month, how many rocks from Mars will land on Earth during September: (a) none; (b) two; or (c) four?



A. a



Q: How many months of the year does the average American woman spend trying to lose weight: (a) 4.4 months; (b) 5.4 months; or (c) 6.4 months?



A. a



Q: Some 55% of U.S. adults own exercise equipment, though 35% of those no longer use it. How many never used it: (a) 6%; (b) 8%; or (c) 10%?



A. c



Q: What color is used in most hospital recovery rooms: (a) pastel peach; (b) light blue; or (c) mint green?



A. c



Q: Who is most likely to die of a heart attack: (a) men; or (b) women?



A. b



Q: Was NBA guard Kobe Bryant named after: (a) a street; (b) a steak house; or (c) a school?



A. b



Q: In a Roper Starch survey, 37% of men said they relish the change of pace when they travel for business. How many women said they relish the change: (a) 30%; (b) 40%; or (c) 50%?



A. a



Q: To remove all germs while scrubbing your hands, fingernails, and forearms, what song does the Tufts University Health %26amp; Nutrition Letter recommend you sing twice: (a) "Disco Duck," (b) "Happy Birthday," or (c) "Jesus Loves Me?"



A. b



Q: According to the World Tourism Organization, in 1997 did more international travelers stay overnight in: (a) the U.S.; (b) France; or (c) Spain?



A. a



Q: Did the term "aloe vera" evolve from a word in: (a) Spanish; (b) French; or (c) Portuguese?



A. a



Q: Your candles don閳ユ獩 burn evenly. Should you: (a) consult a candle psychic; (b) stop buying candles made with polyunsaturated parrot oil; or (c) chill your candles out?



A. c



Q: Does NBA center David Robinson play the piano and the: (a) guitar; (b) saxophone; or (c) drums?



A. c



Q: Have researchers in London and Montreal discovered the genetic flaw that causes the human condition: (a) smellyfeetitis; (b) pig pungency pestilence; or (c) fish-odor syndrome?



A. c



Q: Some 21% of the world total population lives in China. What percentage lives in the U.S.: (a) 3%; (b) 5%; or (c) 7%?



A. a



Q: Was one of coach Jimmy Johnson閳ユ獨 childhood friends: (a) John Ritter; (b) Janis Joplin; or (c) the Big Bopper?



A. a



Q: According to The Job Survival Instruction Book by Karin Ireland, do employers value staffers more who: (a) are helpful and easy to get along with; or (b) are difficult people who have better skills?



A. a



Q: How many stars (or suns) are in our Milky Way galaxie: (a) 200-million; (b) 200-billion; or (c) 200-trillion?



A. b



Q: Was the first U.S. Capitol in New York City on: (a) Wall Street; (b) Fifth Avenue; or (c) Broadway?



A. b



Q: How many North American adults say they save the spare change they receive during the day instead of spending it: (a) 65%; (b) 75%; or (c) 85%?



A. a



Q: Is the top reason women work out: (a) to feel good afterward; (b) to control their weight; or (c) to increase their energy?



A. b



Who wants to play Trivia, How many answers do you know?

No....lol..I don't want to play Trivia dear....How about Twisters? Mmmmm....now that would get me interested...lol



Who wants to play Trivia, How many answers do you know?

Q: Some 45% of wives say their husbands snore. How many husbands will admit it: (a) 5%;



Q: For every dollar you spend for produce at the supermarket, how much goes to the farmer who grew the produce: (a) 5 cents;



Q: Your blood-pressure skyrockets when you can't remove the price stickers from glass items. (c) dab the sticker with mineral oil, peel it off, then wipe the glass clean with cotton soaked in rubbing alcohol?



Q: Your co-workers are harrassing you about your severely stained coffee cup. Should you: (c) sprinkle baking soda on a damp sponge, wipe away the stains, and burn the sponge?



Q: What country started the Christmas tradition of exchanging gifts: (a) Italy;



Q: According to USA Today, is the favorite luxury car of more U.S. corporate financial officers: (b) Lexus;



Q: How many American women over age 35 now play basketball in leagues: (c) 1.7-million



Q: You suffer from misopedia. Do you have an abnormal aversion to: (b) children;



Q: Who said, "There are some nights you and your image just aren't in the same bed." Was it: (b)Matthew McConaughey;



Q: According to British research, which daily personal grooming activity soon may no longer be necessary: (a) tooth brushing;



Q: When Bill Gates formed his first company to sell a computerized traffic counting system to cities, was he:(a)14;



Q: People who exercise regularly sleep more soundly, with one exception. Is the one exception: (b) women who work out in the evening;



Q: How many American men have not had a vacation in the past year: (b) 72%;



Q: Hockey right winger Kelly Chase was born on this day in 1967. Was Kelly born in: (b) Porcupine Plain,Saskatchewan;



Q: According to research at Columbia University, which teenagers are more likely to smoke, drink, and use drugs: (b) the ones who have bad relationships with their fathers in two-parent families



Q: It has half the fat of chicken, one-eighth the fat of beef, and is high in protein. Is it: (c) ostrich



Q: This year your corn shucks are thicker than usual. Does this mean: (b) it'll be a rough winter



Q: Did the directors at Mount Vernon spend $3-million last year to give George Washingon閳ユ獨 reputation more: b) "sizzle;"



Q: According to a Louis Harris poll, with which are more Americans fed up: (c) junk mail



Q: Your boots are losing their shape. Should you: (c) place an empty egg carton inside each boot?



Q: According to research at the Harvard School of Public Health, Americans believe there's a 50% chance they'll be involved in a serious accident. In reality, do they have: (a) a 5% chance;



Q: Schools close for the holidays in North Pole, Alaska, but under what other conditions do North Pole schools close:



(C) when the temperature drops to 50 below



Q: Every day in the U.S. about 7,000 couples marry. How many couples file for divorce every day:(b) 3,300;



Q: Is the town of Gays, Illinois, most famous for its: (b) two-story outhouse;



Q: How many pet owners mention their pets in their wills



(b) 18%;



Q: According to a survey by the American Medical Association, how many smokers don't believe they have a higher-than-average risk of cancer: (c) 60%?



Q: In which U.S. state do more people say they always buckle their auto seat belts: (a) Hawaii;



Q: According to Dr. Herbert S. Terrace at Columbia University, have rats been taught to count:(c) to 45?



Q: According to research published in Science journal, what did rats fed a low-calorie diet do 50% longer than other rats: (c) live?



Q: The average man laughs 69 times a day. How many times a day does the average woman laugh: (a) 55;



Q: Your microwave really stinks. Should you: (c) place lemon quarters and a cup of water in a safe bowl and zap on high for three minutes



Q: According to a new Yale University study, how many Americans experience "office rage" or anger at work:



(b) 25%;



Q: You are suffering from taresthesia. Does this mean: (a) your foot is asleep;



Q: Does the average American household spend more for energy on: (b) heating and cooling;



Q: Can removing a tattoo cost from $1,750 to as much as: (c) $4,000?



Q: Was America閳ユ獨 first First Lady, Martha Washington:



(b) 5-feet-4;



Q: A new vegetable loaded with vitamins and minerals is the offspring of broccoli and Chinese cabbage. Is it called:



(b) broccolini;



Q: According to research at Princeton University, do Americans pay more attention to news stories about:



c) health



Q: You suffer from hypnophobia. Do you have an abnormal fear: (b) of falling asleep;



Q: According to an old Kentucky law, was it illegal for a woman to marry the same man: (c) four times



Q: Which U.S. city ranks #1 in the number of miles driven per capita: (b) Atlanta;



Q: If you get a new tattoo today, how long must you wait before donating blood: (c) 12 months?



Q: In ancient Rome, during the eulogies at funerals, did mourners customarily munch on: (c) parsley



Q: Did Marvin Middlemark invent: (c) TV rabbit ears



Q: How many Americans recycle cans, bottles, (b) 76%;



Q: To help avoid injury, should you lift weights: (a) in the morning;



Q: Was the carol "Silent Night" first sung accompanied by guitar in the church at Oberndorf, Austria, because:



(c) mice had gnawed through the organ and ruined it?



Q: When visiting Finland, does Saint Nicholas park his sleigh and ride: (b) a goat named Ukko;



Q: In Sweden, a common Christmas decoration is the Julbukk, a small figurine of a goat. Is it usually made of:



(a) straw;



Q: While reading, did Abraham Lincoln always:



(b) move his lips;



Q: How many death sentences did Texas courts uphold in the 1990s for defendants whose lawyers slept during their trials: (b) three;



Q: Is the average number of different drug prescriptions filled each year by an American over age 74:



(c) 12?



Q: Did the blazer jacket get its name from:



(b) a ship;



Q: Your candle is warped. Should you:



(c) soak it in warm water until it's soft, then gently reshape it, and dunk it in cold water?



Q: In Omaha, was it once illegal in church to:



(b) sneeze;



Q: Which Continental Basketball Association team leads the league in merchandise sales: (c) the Idaho Stampede?



Q: According to research published in the journal Nature, people with chonically cold feet may have trouble going to sleep unless they: (c) wear socks to bed?



Q: To deliver their wish to the spirits, do some North American Indian tribes believe they should whisper it to: (a) the wind; (b) an eagle; or (c) a butterfly?



Q: You suffer from choreomania. Are you:



(c) unable to stop throwing apple cores at others?



Q: Your windshield wipers are dying young. Should you clean them with: (c) alcohol?



Q: You are a single man who is interested in a particular single woman. When you approach her, she puts her hands in her pockets. Does this mean:



(c) she's not interested?



Q: Is the dirtiest skin surface on the average human:



(a) the face;



Q: Does the tattoo on comedian Janeane Garofalo閳ユ獨 arm say: (c) "Think."



Q: Was the most popular name for newborn American girls in 1998: (b) Kaitlyn;



Q: Was the last year that neither a Dole nor a Bush appeared on the Republican presidential ticket: (b) 1972;



Q: Who said, "My mom took me to a dog show and I won?" Was it: (b) Rodney Dangerfield;



Q: To prevent stress-related illnesses, how much unstructured downtime should school-age children get each day:



(a) at least 20 minutes;



Q: How many puppies did Bob Dole閳ユ獨 dog Leader and Strom Thurmond閳ユ獨 dog Chelsea Marie produced:



(b) eight;



Q: Will a new rifle being developed in Oak Ridge, Tennessee:



(b) fire bullets at varying speeds;



Q: Your carrots are limp. Should you:



(c) soak them in ice water for a half hour.



Q: According to German research published in the British Medical Journal, babies are less likely to grow into fat children if they:



(b) are breast-fed exclusively;



Q: Was 1999 the first summer that Japanese children could purchase from a vending machine:



(b) live bugs;



Before leaving on a long trip, which coin does the American Automobile Association recommend you use to check the tread on your tires:



(a) a penny;



Q: Was Claudian Schiffer閳ユ獨 1990 modeling debut memorable because:



(c) she tripped?



Q: Your delicate gold and silver necklaces get all tangled in your jewelry box. Should you:



(c) run each necklace through a drinking straw, then fasten the catch?



Q: Is wrestler Hulk Hogan閳ユ獨 real name:



(c) Terry Gene?



Q: According to research by the American Academy of Orthopaedic Surgeons, which activity is best to strengthen bones:



(a) running;



Q: In high school, did Deion Sanders play:



(a) quarterback;



Q: Your new geegaw is missing: Should you:



(c) not worry about it?



Q: You suffer from ballistophobia. Do you have a morbid fear of: (c) missiles?



Q: At its convention in 1999 did a large national organization sell baby bibs sporting blocks with the letters:



(b) N-R-A;



Q: Can algae-fighting copper compounds in pools cause swimmers閳?hair to turn:



(a) green;



Q: According to the American Medical Association, is the median annual personal income for U.S. doctors:



(b) $166,000;



Q: If you haven閳ユ獩 soaked your kitchen sponge for five minutes today in warm water and bleach, how many bacteria are probably clinging to it right now:



(c) 7 billion?



Q: In 1982, was Jose Canseco drafted by the Oakland Athletics in the:



(c) 15th round of the draft?



Q: Did California thieves who burglarized a moving armored truck by cutting a hole through the trailer roof get away with: r (c) $2.3 million?



Q: Your dream is to have a shower door that sparkles. Should you:



(c) wipe down the door once a week with full-strength vinegar;



Q: You scratched your favorite CD. Should you gently smear the scratch with:



(b) toothpaste



Q: To whiten your teeth, should you brush vigorously after dipping your toothbrush in:



(c) mashed strawberries?



Q: In a survey reported in McCall閳ユ獨 magazine, which of their husband閳ユ獨 physical features did more wives say they閳ユ獓 like to change:



(b) weight;



Q: Is the oldest river in North America:



(b) the New River in West Virginia;



Q: In a study at the University of Michigan School of Public Health, which group of teenagers were less likely to drink and drive, carry a weapon, use tobacco, and get into fights:



(a) those who attended religious services regularly;



Q: Each year does the Moon move away from the Earth by: (a) two inches;



Q: Supermarket shopping carts last about ten years. During that time, are the wheels replaced:



(c) three times?



Q: How many women now regularly wear shoes with heels higher than one inch to work: (b) 25%;



Q: Is Eternal Ink the official newsletter of:



(b) The Christian Tattoo Association;



Q: Could most Americans save 15% on their auto insurance by raising the deductibles to:



(b) $500;



Q: To prevent your skin from becoming dehydrated and flaky, how many glasses of water should you drink for every cup of coffee you drink:



(b) two glasses;



Q: Assuming it閳ユ獨 an average month, how many rocks from Mars will land on Earth during September:



(c) four



Q: How many months of the year does the average American woman spend trying to lose weight:



6.4 months



Q: Some 55% of U.S. adults own exercise equipment, though 35% of those no longer use it. How many never used it: (b) 8%;



Q: What color is used in most hospital recovery rooms:



(c) mint green?



Q: Who is most likely to die of a heart attack:



(b) women?



Q: Was NBA guard Kobe Bryant named after:



(b) a steak house;



Q: In a Roper Starch survey, 37% of men said they relish the change of pace when they travel for business. How many women said they relish the change:



(c) 50%?



Q: To remove all germs while scrubbing your hands, fingernails, and forearms, what song does the Tufts University Health %26amp; Nutrition Letter recommend you sing twice:



(b) "Happy Birthday,"



Q: According to the World Tourism Organization, in 1997 did more international travelers stay overnight in:



(b) France;



Q: Did the term "aloe vera" evolve from a word in:



(a) Spanish;



Q: Your candles don閳ユ獩 burn evenly. Should you:



(a) consult a candle psychic;



Q: Does NBA center David Robinson play the piano and the: (b) saxophone;



Q: Have researchers in London and Montreal discovered the genetic flaw that causes the human condition:



(c) fish-odor syndrome?



Q: Some 21% of the world total population lives in China. What percentage lives in the U.S.:



(b) 5%;



Q: Was one of coach Jimmy Johnson閳ユ獨 childhood friends:



(a) John Ritter;



Q: According to The Job Survival Instruction Book by Karin Ireland, do employers value staffers more who:



(a) are helpful and easy to get along with;



Q: How many stars (or suns) are in our Milky Way galaxie:



(b) 200-billion;



Q: Was the first U.S. Capitol in New York City on:



(a) Wall Street;



Q: How many North American adults say they save the spare change they receive during the day instead of spending it:



(b) 75%;



Is the top reason women work out:



(b) to control their weight;



Who wants to play Trivia, How many answers do you know?

no one has the time for that. and if they do they have no life.



Who wants to play Trivia, How many answers do you know?

I'll Play!!!O.K. you wore me out. Are you happy now?