i have got to go and have neurosurgery soon, my hair will be shaved and i will have some big wounds from the middle of my forehead down the side of my neck on both sides. so when people ask me what has happened and they will as that is just human nature what good story can i make up to put a smile on their face !!!!! (and mine )
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My scars? Gee, thanks for asking - remember when your mom would lecture you as a kid to NEVER stick your head out of the window of a moving car? Well, I must've missed that lecture.
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Tell them you got one of those new brain implants and now you are at the genius level. Good luck with your surgery....we will pray for you.
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You went on a date with Jason?
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you were at you desk when a bear knocked down the door and attacked you
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Chainsaw juggling accident
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say u was chillin with frankein stein and he thought the new do would be perfect for ya, and ask them what they think
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freak roll-playing accident. tell them that you got a bit carried away in your *imagined* fight with some mythical creature.
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Bad hair day
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say you are sick, and had to have neurosurgury and had to get your hair shaved. That should put a smile on their face.
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Tell them your an android and they havent quite finished you off yet.
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say you were ice skating and you fell into the pond and a shark freaking bit you on the head. and you wrestled him and you had to get some stitches but come on... you kicked the sharks asssssssss
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I hope you are not serious. If you are just say you have a bad hairdresser.
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Tell them that you were ambushed by a bunch of bunny rabbits who were obsessed with cutting and shaving people's hair rotflmao.
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Hair replacement gone bad. Prayers for you.
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thats a good question because serious is NOT my middle name ha ha
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You got your head stuck in a giant zip! At a theme park full of giant stuff! Good luck hun!
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You were in the last George Romero movie and decided you liked the look.
Good luck!
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Tell them you were auditiong for Steve Erwins old job and your audition consisted of jumping off a boat onto a live alligator in the middle of a swamp in Australia and when you jumped off, you hit your head on the boat and the gator got you. By the time they pulled you out, you were missing alot of skin, so since the gator took it, they took some of his and they dont have hair! FIERCE WORRIER!
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Tell them you auditioned for a part in the new Frankenstein movie and they screwed up putting the bolts in.
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say you wern't happy with your first face so you have been and got a new one. ask them if they like it or should you have got a prettier one....
i meant to say. good luck....
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"Let's just say those six Ninjas will think twice next time."
Godspeed.
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How about - I had a bad face lift. Do you think I should sue?
Side suggestion for before. My girlfriend just had major surgery. The day before she got a shiny pedicure with rhinestones. She said if she was leaving with a toe tag it would have an awesome toe.
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Your cack handed husband was trying to give you a Brazilian
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If they ask you respond: Thank you, I feel great and you?
Change subject and they will never ask again. Been there, done that!! I wish you all the best and maybe, it's time for those bandanas hidden in your closet??
Be always safe, I will pray for you!!
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I'm not sure how to answer your question to make you smile, but I pray and hope everything turns out well. When is the operation? Take care.
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You could always say Frankenstein has asked me to be his
Bride ! Good luck anyway
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Tell them you are applying for Dawn Of The Dead:The Musical
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you were a volunteer from the audience in a magic show and the magician tried to saw you in half and was unsuccessful.
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Tell them you got your head stuck in the raillings and they didn`t want to damage them, so they cut your head out instead.
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Abducted by aliens who performed tests on you.
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tell people to suck your p ussy
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