OK. So. I Met This Girl.?

Ahhh. I Finally Have an Answer To my Classified Ad. She's A Squirrel. She's 15. She's Busty, Skinny. %26amp; Has a Well Stock gathered of Nuts. She's Perfect. I Took Her Out To Dinner And We Got To Talking. She Said, "You Know What Would Make Me Like You Even More?" Confused, I Said, "Um. No. What?" She Had the Nerve, To Tell Me That If I Dressed Like Billy Joe Armstrong Or Whatever His Name Is From Greenday She'd Love Me %26amp; Marry Me %26amp; Give me a Son. It was Very Offensive. I Mean, Come On. I'm a Squirrel. Not a Goth Human. Gross. Black Eyeliner. Black Nailpolish. Spikey Black Hair Filled With Gel %26amp; Hairspray. What Is Wrong With Her. So I Said I'd Get Back to Her On that. So Now I Don't Know What to Do. I Wanna Call Her %26amp; Tell her She's On Crack If She Thinks i'm Doin That. But i Don't Wanna Ruin My Chance. Someone Please Help a Squirrel Out? Get At me.

OK. So. I Met This Girl.?

She's nuts...

OK. So. I Met This Girl.?

u rily dont av 2 go fooling urslf over a girl who is obviously in love wit b.j.armstrong. others wil definately *** nd wuld like u 4 who u re. Report It

OK. So. I Met This Girl.?

u really have patience to do capital letter on every word?

well if she told you that she does t love you she loves Billy Joe Armstrong Or Whatever His Name Is From Greenday

try another one man

good luck

OK. So. I Met This Girl.?

Don't Change for Anyone, Stay the Squirrel that You Are.

Peace.

OK. So. I Met This Girl.?

dont change yourself!! i bet she doesnt like u, she likes Billy Joe Armstrong Or Whatever His Name Is From Greenday

OK. So. I Met This Girl.?

please stop

OK. So. I Met This Girl.?

Squirrelly, How Many Times Do I Have to Tell You? Quit Pickin Up the Prostitutes. God.

OK. So. I Met This Girl.?

Run!! .... she only after you for your nuts!!