Here me Duckies only for you!!!A vetrilloquist is telling blonde jokes in a bar when one of his audi

young blonde lady,stands up and complains."I've heard just about enough of your lousy blonde jokes!"she shouts."What makes you think you can stereotype women this way?What does a person's hair colour have to do with their worth as a human being?"The ventriloquist is very embarrassed and starts to apologise.The blonde interrupts."Stay out of it,mister!I'm talking to the little bastard on your knee!"

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How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?She fell out of the tree.

****How do you keep a blonde busy all day? Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

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One day a blonde takes up ice fishing.She gets to the pond and starts to cut a hole in the ice,when she hears a voice say."There's no fish there...!"Puzzeled,the blonde picks up her saw and cuts another hole a few feet away.Again,she hears the voice say."There's no fish there..!"The blonde looks up and says."Are you God?"No!" replies the voice."I'm the manager of the ice rink!"

There pls enjoy no nasties pls.x

Here me Duckies only for you!!!A vetrilloquist is telling blonde jokes in a bar when one of his audience,a?

Ha ha ha.!!!

Excellent one Wonderstar.!!!

10/10.!!!

Happy new year too you.!!!

Holidays where great.!!

Here me Duckies only for you!!!A vetrilloquist is telling blonde jokes in a bar when one of his audience,a?

Thank you Elmarie, great to be back thou.!! Report It

Here me Duckies only for you!!!A vetrilloquist is telling blonde jokes in a bar when one of his audience,a?

Ha ha lol

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Love them.......... ;)

But then again I'm not blonde

Here me Duckies only for you!!!A vetrilloquist is telling blonde jokes in a bar when one of his audience,a?

i like the first one best. There all good though

Here me Duckies only for you!!!A vetrilloquist is telling blonde jokes in a bar when one of his audience,a?

oh wow. i'm speechless.thats hilairious.

Here me Duckies only for you!!!A vetrilloquist is telling blonde jokes in a bar when one of his audience,a?

I'm still blushing over the first one even now.

Here me Duckies only for you!!!A vetrilloquist is telling blonde jokes in a bar when one of his audience,a?

thats pretty funny

Here me Duckies only for you!!!A vetrilloquist is telling blonde jokes in a bar when one of his audience,a?

lol

Here me Duckies only for you!!!A vetrilloquist is telling blonde jokes in a bar when one of his audience,a?

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Here me Duckies only for you!!!A vetrilloquist is telling blonde jokes in a bar when one of his audience,a?

OMG!!! I've been watching all the day the show of Jeff Dunham, the ventriloquist. :) This joke is great!!!

PS. All your jokes are always excellent!!! :D

Have a star, Wonderstar! *

Here me Duckies only for you!!!A vetrilloquist is telling blonde jokes in a bar when one of his audience,a?

haha

Here me Duckies only for you!!!A vetrilloquist is telling blonde jokes in a bar when one of his audience,a?

Don't forget this one...

How can you keep a blonde occupied for hours?

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Here me Duckies only for you!!!A vetrilloquist is telling blonde jokes in a bar when one of his audience,a?

those are some of the best blond jokes I've ever heard.

Here me Duckies only for you!!!A vetrilloquist is telling blonde jokes in a bar when one of his audience,a?

i like all 4......even though i have already heard the last one it stilll is preety funny...lol

Here me Duckies only for you!!!A vetrilloquist is telling blonde jokes in a bar when one of his audience,a?

like m .lol

Here me Duckies only for you!!!A vetrilloquist is telling blonde jokes in a bar when one of his audience,a?

hahahahaha

Here me Duckies only for you!!!A vetrilloquist is telling blonde jokes in a bar when one of his audience,a?

Shoosh - my stitches are falling out.

(I used to be a ventriloquist - but then I lost my false teeth - and then my glasses - and when the wooden leg fell off I thought it was time for a career change)

XXX

Here me Duckies only for you!!!A vetrilloquist is telling blonde jokes in a bar when one of his audience,a?

Ha Ha , there all good but that 1st one is ace, I'll be sure to pass that on to all my mates

xxx

Here me Duckies only for you!!!A vetrilloquist is telling blonde jokes in a bar when one of his audience,a?

very good me duckie

Here me Duckies only for you!!!A vetrilloquist is telling blonde jokes in a bar when one of his audience,a?

hahahahahahaha

excellent collection of blonde jokes lol

happy new year to you

Here me Duckies only for you!!!A vetrilloquist is telling blonde jokes in a bar when one of his audience,a?

lol lovin the blonde jokes keep em coming chick

Here me Duckies only for you!!!A vetrilloquist is telling blonde jokes in a bar when one of his audience,a?

I love them all, really funny.

Here me Duckies only for you!!!A vetrilloquist is telling blonde jokes in a bar when one of his audience,a?

Fantastic. Have a star.