A ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain in a small town. He's going through his usual run of off-colour and "dumb blonde" jokes, when a well-presented blonde woman in the fourth row stands up and says:
"I've heard just about enough of your stupid blonde jokes, YOU CRETIN! What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What connection can a person's hair colour possibly have with their fundamental worth as a human being? It is morons like you that prevent women like myself from being respected at work and in our communities and from reaching our full potential...
"Because you and your anachronistic kind continue to perpetuate negative images against not only blondes, but women in general, for the sake of cheap laughs. You are a pathetic relic of the past, and what you do is not only in breach of the discrimination laws in every civilized country, it is deeply offensive to people with modern sensibilities and basic respect for their fellow citizens.
"You should hang your head in shame, you pusillanimous little maggot."
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologise, when the blonde yells:
"You stay out of this Mister! I'm talking to that little creep on your knee."
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lol that is the fuunniest!
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Funny!
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ok
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ahahah lol thats to funny i give it a star
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Ive heard that before but its still an alright joke even though I'm against blonde jokes, being blonde haired myself. But still have a star you made me laugh
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V Good, you get a star!!
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haha
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must admit
yea
LAUGHED
thanks.....again
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omg soooo funny!!!! :D
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LOL
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That was my cousin Mimzy.
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WTF???
What's wrong with the world and "dumb blondes" its not right and no one takes me seriously because i am a dirty blonde. And i just died my hair black and now people take me seriously what with the world today?
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Bwah-hah-hah
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nice!
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Ha, ha, very funny.
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LOL!!! My bus driver told me this joke before! I think it's funnier when you tell it! =D
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hahahahahaaa good one.....
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in his knee, what a dummy!
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