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WifA little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah (in bible) was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a

human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and

make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then

said, "Then why are ALL of grandma's hairs white?"

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funny, very funny.

here's some.

what's the difference between my momma and your momma?

your momma has an extra 500 pounds.

your momma so fat, AND she eats so much nasty stuff that when she farted japan thought u.s.a made ANOTHER bomb drop.

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lmfao!! nice

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the first one i've heard a lot before

the second one is funny lol

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that was hilarious lol

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i just got those on an email today

i thought they werefunny

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ha yes. bit dont tell them to offensive ppl! they might get weirded out.. lolol :P

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this are good jokes im going to tell them to my bf

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Haha those were funny!

The first one was the funniest!!

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silly little girl ahahahahahahhahaha!

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I liked them

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the first one is funny, i dont care for the second one

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I laughed at the first one

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lol

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These are both very good, and yes, funny.

Thank you for sharing them with us.

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hehe, i like the first one better tho

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I found them REALLY funny. lol

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lol those are good ones.

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I like the last one better made me literally laugh out loud. The first one was also funny but i don't know more in depth. =]

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those are funny.

i really like the first one.

it is hilarious

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They were both really cute. Thanks for the laugh.

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which question would you like me to answer first?

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This girl rox!

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haha, those were pretty funny. It's nice to find some humorous jokes that aren't always vulgar.

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HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE THEM!

DID YOU WRITE IT?

THAT IS AMAZING!!!!!

HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i dont get it

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Both great jokes. The second one probably was a retelling of an actual conversation, it just sounds like something a young child would ask.

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lol the first one is funny but i dident get the second one

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i like the first one better:) its more appealing, but the second one is pretty funny too. I'll use them both next time i need a joke:)

thanks for the laughs!

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LOL good ones....Thanks for sharing!!!!!!

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far too long for me to read