Funny jokes????

WifA little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah (in bible) was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a

human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and

make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then

said, "Then why are ALL of grandma's hairs white?"

Funny jokes????

lol

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2nd one was hilarious.

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lol, I liked the first one

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ha ha ha ha I've heard the Jonah 1 b4 but neveer heard the other

lol

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i love love the first one and the second one iss okay!

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Very good. lmao.

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hahahaha!!!

excellent lol

thanks for the laugh.

Funny jokes????

First one very nice. not the second one!