Which would you rather?

1. Hair on your teeth or 3-foor long finger and toe nails that cannot be cut without it resulting in death?

2. 1 hour of sex with a midget or all of your body wieght shifted to your wrists for 10 days?

3. Scales on the lower half of your body or pubic hair on your face?

4. Having to eat human feces once every day for a year or live squid for the rest of your life?

5. 1000 paper cuts or 100 cold sores?

Which would you rather?

You remind me of the 'Saw' guy! Your questions are awesome.

Ok, lets see here...

i would choose scales on my lower half, since I spend most of my time in or near the water..

or...1000 paper cuts...

which would YOU rather...Have a purple cloud of dust appear and hang there for 20 minutes everytime you farted,

OR

Moan like Chewbacca everytime you defecated?

(Things to consider: public restrooms...dates...

p.s. to mandy..I once worked with an obese, corpulant hogglet who said 'freak' just like you did...guess what, her arsse looked like an elephants hiney....and you could see the cottage cheese through her stretch pants...you remind me of her somehow??

Which would you rather?

all of my body weight shifted to my wrists for ten days..since i'm slim...hahahhahahhaha...pretty gross stuff though...all of them

Which would you rather?

None, because all are bad, embrasssing, and hurtful.

Which would you rather?

the second one lol

Which would you rather?

1)hair on ur teeth at least u can shave 2)sex w/ a midget 3)scales as long as i can swim like a mermaid 4)live squid...yummy 5)paper cuts yup yup

Which would you rather?

ffffaaaaaaarrreeeeeaaaaaakkkkk!

wow, get a life

Which would you rather?

1)neither

2)sex w/a midget

3)scales on body

4)neither

5)neither

where do u come up with the junk?

Which would you rather?

1. hair. you can alway get them pulled to get dentures

2. sex with a midget. more fun

3. why the hell would you have pubic hair on you face?

4. neither

5. paper cuts. i cut already

Which would you rather?

1- hair on my teeth, because i just wouldnt open my mouth much, and at least i wouldnt die.

2- sex with a midget, cuz hey its once. and never know, could be fun. haha

3- scales on the lower half because it is easier to cover up in public, by wearing long pants no one would see it. and the other one is just GROSS.

4- EW. i guess squid... just because... poop is gross.

5- owww... but i guess paper cuts... cuz cold sores are transferable.

Which would you rather?

Sex with a midget!

Which would you rather?

HAIR ON MY TEETH

ALL MU BODY WEIGHT ON MY WRISTS THEN I WOULD HAVE SEX WITH A MIDGET (I'M A BIG GUY )

I'M A GUY SO I ALREADY HAVE PUBIC HAIR ON MY FACE

LIVE SQUID ITS ONLY UNCOOKED CALAMARI YUMMY

1000 PAPER CUTS AT LEAST YOU CAN USE A BAND AID ON YOUR FINGERS

HOPE THIS HELPS YOU HAVE A GOOD ONE

Which would you rather?

Life is to short.

Which would you rather?

1. I actually have hair stuck between my teeth. Like little tiny curly fries, not quite as greasy. I never get off the couch, the nails is no biggie.

2.I worked in a circus. An hour will break the bank. Go for the fifteen minute special.Which is great cause it still gives you thirteen minutes to talk. My wrists could handle it standing on their heads, if wrists were to have heads. Astonishing.

3.I don't have scales, the lower half of my body looks more like a glazed donut. I should be so lucky to have scales. Pubic hair on the face? Yes I keep mine neatly trimmed, I have a "soul patch"; look at me I am "sensitive".

I will go with the scales.

4.I actually had to eat squid stuffed with human feces. It was the most disgusting experience of my life, I would never want to relive it.

!!HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SQUID!!

I would have to opt for the former on question four. Shovel away.

5. I hate paper cuts, OH how they sting, nasty, nasty paper cuts. What's another 100 cold sores, it will give me a healthy glow. Almost as good as dropping twenty bucks at the electric beach.