Some blonde jokes?

blonde jokes:

A blonde is at home working on a "puzzle" then she calls her boyfriend.

Blonde "honey can you come over and help me with something?"

Boy friend "what's wrong?"

Blonde "im working on this puzzle and its really hard, can you help me out?"

Boyfriend "whats it supposed to be?"

Blonde "well according to the picture on the box its supposed to be a tiger."

So her boyfriend comes over to her house and sees the puzzle on the table

Boyfriend "honey, maybe you should lie down, have some tea, and then *sigh* lets put away the frosted flakes

A blonde goes into a laundry mat and asks to have her sweater cleaned. The laundromat attendant doesn't hear her correctly and says, "come again?" The blonde blushes slightly and giggles, "oh, no it's just mustard this time."

Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!"

Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.

The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The redhead then screams, "tornado!!"

Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.

By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The blonde shouts, "fire!!"

A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, opens the door, and, sure enough, finds him naked in the arms of a redhead. Well, now she閳ユ獨 angry. She opens her purse and takes out the gun. But as she does so, she is overcome with grief and points the gun at her own head.

The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don閳ユ獩 do it."

"Shut up," she says. "You閳ユ獧e next.

Mature Blonde

A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled. "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied.

The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "No... it's because you're 25."

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show with his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general and all in the name of humor!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little **** on your knee."

Some blonde jokes?

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The first one wasn't as good but the last three made me really laugh. Good job.

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Some blonde jokes?

I HAVENT HEARD ANY OF THOSE, THAT WAS REALLY FUNNY BUT ITS TRUE CUZ WHEN I DYED MY HAIR BLOND IT MADE ME STUPID.... ME AND TWO OF MY SISTERS WALKED INTO THE MALL AND ONE OF THEM YELLS HEY LOOK AT THAT BLOND AND IM LIKE WHERE...LOL.. THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT ME, SO AFTER THAT I DECIDED TO GO BACK TO MY NATURAL COLOR