Blonde Jokes Of The Week?

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas.

With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.

What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?

What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?

It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!"

The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!"

A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

So she went to a playground, grabbed a kid, and took him behind a tree. 'I've kidnapped you!', said the blonde and then proceeded to write a note saying, 'I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and place it under the pecan tree next to the playground. Signed, A Blonde.'

The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked under the tree and surely enough, a paper bag was sitting there. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, 'How could you do this to a fellow blonde?

Blonde Jokes Of The Week?

Haha. That was hilarious, loved both of them. Second one was great.Made me laugh out loud

Blonde Jokes Of The Week?

Saw the first one coming a mile away, but the 2nd one was cute.

Blonde Jokes Of The Week?

lol but bad

Blonde Jokes Of The Week?

ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! EXCELLENT JOKE!!!!

starred!!

Blonde Jokes Of The Week?

that was very funny that's ? they get any respect

Blonde Jokes Of The Week?

i liked the second one the best. but the otheres were good too.

Blonde Jokes Of The Week?

Go serch Blondestar on Youtube

ITs funny

Blonde Jokes Of The Week?

those were both funny......