Another Blonde Joke..?

No offence to any blonde or anything, but i think this is pretty funny

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''

The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!

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Hahahaaaa.... Good joke... :-)

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Ive heard it but still a good joke

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I love blonde jokes, and that's a good one.

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Okay, I know you are saying "no offense" to blondes, but I know a lot of blonde girls, and they are nerds, and are smart. All the popular girls at my school are mostly Brunettes, except for two of them. And they are smart and on the honor roll.

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hahaha thats a good one lmfao made me lol :D

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yes, it is another blonde joke. good question.

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excellent joke, very, very funny.............one for the books....

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i'm a blonde, and i think that joke is hilarious!!!!!!

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that's funny and i should be afended because i'm a blond, and i'm not

:-)

-DaisyDuke-

PS- I can"t spell

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THAT"S HILLARIOUS!!!!! LOL thanks for the laugh!!! =D

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Cute... I give it 2 thumbs up

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I'm a blonde and I love the dumb blonde jokes!! They're great!

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THAT"S HILARIOUS!

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LOL:)

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How about

Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head."

His mother replies, "No you don't Johnny. You have a hideously deformed head. The other children are merely hiding the truth to protect your feelings."

Yeah.. His mom's really supportive!!

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haha god that was good

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a joke is joke

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Good one.

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hilarious one......hahahaha.........here is one for you:

A Blonde and a Burnette are watching the news at 6. It is live on the scene. It has been reported that a old homeless man is on top of a large bridge and swears that he will jump off the bridge. The Burnette turns around and says to the Blonde" I bet you $50 that he will jump. Th blonde says" You're on. Sure enough the old man jumps and falls to his death. The Burnette snickers to herself and says"I must admit I did watch the news at 5. The blonde says So did I but, I did'nt think he would jump twice!!

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good one

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One blonde can make a difference! At least that is what the blonde in this joke thought.

She was tired of everyone thinking that blondes were stupid, and she didn't like all these jokes. To end the injustice, she decided to prove to the world that she was smart.

In order to prove herself, she chose to memorize the capital of every American state. It wasn't an easy task, but she was determined and eventually managed to do it.

A few days later she was in a bar, and heard a couple of men laughing at a blonde joke. This was the perfect opportunity to start righting all the wrongs that had been done to blondes in the past - she would set these men straight!

Marching over at a rapid pace she announced,

"It isn't true that all blondes are stupid, and I will prove it. Just ask me the capital of any American state, and I will tell you what it is."

Although a little surprised, the men did challenge her and asked,

"Ok, how about Arizona?"

The Blonde, after pausing for a moments thought, proudly gave the answer,

"A"!