If you had an awsome funny power, what would it be? can you see some of my own invented powers?

deadly hard bacon gun

urine blaster

feces bomb (within a 500 mile radius)

vibrating underwear

super stupidity

ability to go into human bodies

laser niples

chest hair (not a very useful power)

armpitt hair rope

and finnaly, the butt flam THROWER!

If you had an awsome funny power, what would it be? can you see some of my own invented powers?

Oh my, you sound like my son. He likes scatological puns too.

I always thought it would be cool to have laser gun fingers. So if you pointed your hand like a gun, you could shoot lasers by just saying 'pew, pew'.

If you had an awsome funny power, what would it be? can you see some of my own invented powers?

I'd have super fast feet of slowness

superior strength of infant

but I think yours are funnier.

How about the ability to pull coins out of my nose? It'd be great at the toll booth (pictur the person's face when you pull out 1.50 in quarters from you snozz.)

If you had an awsome funny power, what would it be? can you see some of my own invented powers?

I am Sarcasma - able to cut people off at the knees with my rapier wit. At least that's what my husband says.

Peace!

If you had an awsome funny power, what would it be? can you see some of my own invented powers?

The power to make any woman find me unbelievably sexy and beautiful. can't think of a nifty name for it, though.

Chest hair is too a useful power...just look at what it did for Tom Jones! :-)