I am an athiest and I know that there is a GUARANTEE I go to heavan if I am wrong. What do you think

I personally dont believe in elves, trolls, capn crunch or even the lovable peter pan but I am a sinner and I love it.

I actually want to start the anti KKK movement with the KKK standing for Krazy Klown Killers.

I have sex out of wedlock, I treat people like dirt, and I never earn an honest living but guess what???

I AM GOING TO HEAVAN ! GUARANTEED

why?

Because Jesus ( the black dude with the long hair and robe)

died for all Human sins. Not some sins but ALL SINS!! It is in the Bible

So with my sins already paid for I decide to live a lustful and hateful life. nice thing is in the end if I am wrong about the God fairy tale, I will still be in Heavan

Isnt life so grande?

I am an athiest and I know that there is a GUARANTEE I go to heavan if I am wrong. What do you think?

Well lets hope for your sake that there really is a heaven. Personally I don't believe that there is and I don't even think that there is a Heavan either!

I am an athiest and I know that there is a GUARANTEE I go to heavan if I am wrong. What do you think?

You are history !!

All things that offend are removed.

I am an athiest and I know that there is a GUARANTEE I go to heavan if I am wrong. What do you think?

Yeah, being atheist rocks.

I am an athiest and I know that there is a GUARANTEE I go to heavan if I am wrong. What do you think?

Merlot and the internet do not mix.

I am an athiest and I know that there is a GUARANTEE I go to heavan if I am wrong. What do you think?

Heaven help us all!

I am an athiest and I know that there is a GUARANTEE I go to heavan if I am wrong. What do you think?

That's kind of cute and all and I know you are just joking (I hope) but talk like that is why christians think atheists have no morals. Please keep that in mind....

I am an athiest and I know that there is a GUARANTEE I go to heavan if I am wrong. What do you think?

that is of course if jesus did die for all sins of humanity

because as all muslims know

jesus was a man a mortal like us and so he could not take our sins away becuase only god can do that

plus even if the path to "jesus" was true god would know your true intentions and you would go to hell anyway

I am an athiest and I know that there is a GUARANTEE I go to heavan if I am wrong. What do you think?

Yes he died for all sins, even for those that do not believe in him BUT you will be judged on your actions and attempts not to sin and knowingly and intentionally treating people like dirt, and I never attempting to earn an honest living will way against you.

I am an athiest and I know that there is a GUARANTEE I go to heavan if I am wrong. What do you think?

you'll have a hell of a time!

I am an athiest and I know that there is a GUARANTEE I go to heavan if I am wrong. What do you think?

Well, we all go where we fit in best.... So heaven to you might be hell to me. Seems like you are headed where all the fornicaters, liars and hurtful people go. If that is heaven to you, you are welcome to it my friend.

I am an athiest and I know that there is a GUARANTEE I go to heavan if I am wrong. What do you think?

Jesus took your punishment for your sins. However, if you do not believe in Him, then you are saying you do not need Him, and that you can pay for your sins yourself. He died to give you the choice: pay for your sins yourself or accept His sacrifice. You have not accepted His sacrifice. Right now, there will be no heaven for you, for you have chosen to stay outside. Heaven will pass away, by the way. Read the Bible properly. You are just proving that your atheism is on very shaky ground. First speak with atheists who really have done their research properly, and who really do know why they do not believe in the existence of God.

I am an athiest and I know that there is a GUARANTEE I go to heavan if I am wrong. What do you think?

Dude what's your problem with CapNCrunch? I happen to like that cereal. Otherwise I don't care about anything else that you said. Just leave CapNCrunch alone rotflmao.

I am an athiest and I know that there is a GUARANTEE I go to heavan if I am wrong. What do you think?

Please feel free to get use to the heat....

you are gonna need that experience....

I am an athiest and I know that there is a GUARANTEE I go to heavan if I am wrong. What do you think?

Your are making a great assumption if you believe that the brand of christianity adopted by the orthodox church in the 4th century is what Jesus taught concerning salvation. Hope you checked out that assumption? Measure twice, cut once.

I am an athiest and I know that there is a GUARANTEE I go to heavan if I am wrong. What do you think?

There might be one little problem with your theory, but I won't ruin your fun, just remember to bring some marshmellows I'll provide the fire!

I am an athiest and I know that there is a GUARANTEE I go to heavan if I am wrong. What do you think?

Jesus did die for you sins, however you need to repent of them and ask Jesus to forgive you for them before you start packing your bags.

And by the way, if you do, you won't WANT to live the way you do because He will change your heart. I encourage you to seek his forgiveness. Just ask Him and He will forgive and change you from the inside out.

I am an athiest and I know that there is a GUARANTEE I go to heavan if I am wrong. What do you think?

Sorry, no crowns for you clown !!!

http://www.gracethrufaith.com/ask-a-bibl...

I am an athiest and I know that there is a GUARANTEE I go to heavan if I am wrong. What do you think?

You first must understand that you are not a true atheist because a true athiest does not believe in any thing and apparently you believe these things you have stated. If you must believe in one thing then believe in yourself.