A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a
show in a small
town in Warwickshire.
With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb
blonde jokes
when all of a sudden a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair
and starts shouting:
"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.
What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?
What does the colour of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a
human being?
It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work
and in the community
and from reaching our full potential as a person.
Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against
not only blondes,
but women in general and all in the name of humour!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells,
"You stay out of this, mister . . . . .
I'm talking to that little **** on your knee ! !"
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funny!! 2 thumbs up.
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That's getting kinda old.. seen it posted about 5 times in the past 2 days..
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Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
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Ahahahaha!!! That's really funny!!
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Lol i love - and at the same time glad im not blonde!
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Oh my gosh that is HILARIOUS!!!
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laughing my **** off dear good one needed it
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Loved it.........hehehe
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Was funny the first time I heard it
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funny
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Very funny!
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Funny
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F**king Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Typical Blonde!!!! I like blonde jokes, but being blonde myself people think that i am strange for liking them!! My fav is:-
Ydid the blonde put the empty milk carton back in the fridge?
In case anyone wanted black coffee!!!!! x
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very funny
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LMAOL
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Made me laugh-and Im a natural blonde!!!!
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hahahaaaaaaa
nice 1 indeed veryyyyy funny thnx :-)
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Since I'm a blonde, I've heard them all- including this one. But it still makes me laugh every time =) 10/10
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too long i have short attention and cant spel
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good 1! LOL!
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eh.
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yes very funny, heard it befor, but it still got a chuckle, and i think it probably will each time i hear it.
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good one!
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Ha!!!!!!
I get it LOL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
First time!
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haha
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its people like you who discrimante blondes and label women
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This is really funny! Please keep it up.
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*flips blonde hair from one shoulder to the other while thinking really hard...you can see smoke coming out of ears* I DON'T GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!
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not to bad, but could use some work
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I guess the blondie was expecting a "heart of glass" inside the man of wood.
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