In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On Sears hair dryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
Some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.
On Tesco's Tiramisu desert:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
On Marks %26amp; Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowenta Iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
On Nytol (a sleep aid):
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning keep out of children.
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
On Sainsbury's Peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
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Ha ha good ones. I have some antidepressants and couple of the side effects are: may cause depression, and May cause suicidal thoughts.
Also the sleeping tablets may cause sleeplessness!
:-)))
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Hahahahhahaaaa, loved them jim.
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Ahhh thanks for brightening up my day!
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The Nytol one has had me sniggering for years!!
Thanks again Jim!!
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Again good ones!
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hehehhe loved these jim, my favorites were On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
and
On Nytol (a sleep aid):
Warning: May cause drowsiness
these all rock my friend keep em coming and thanks for the giggles and laughs
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little puggy x haha x
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loved the chainsaw one =)
cheers
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Ha ha. if those are true that's funny
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ha ha ha funny
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