Would You have the confidence to use the following as Chat Up Lines??

There are 265 bones in the human body. How'd ya like one more?

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five.

You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

You make my software turn to hardware!

Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?

Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.

Want to come into the garden see my big hard cucumbers?

Wasn't I supposed to eat you somewhere?

What do you like for breakfast?

When she asks, for a match. How about the hair on my head and the hair between your legs?

Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?

Would You have the confidence to use the following as Chat Up Lines??

feck quick wheres me pencil before this q disappears

Would You have the confidence to use the following as Chat Up Lines??

Some of those are actually pretty good to be honest,

But I never have and never will use chat up lines in my life.

Thank you :)

Would You have the confidence to use the following as Chat Up Lines??

I have more if you want them!!! lol

Would You have the confidence to use the following as Chat Up Lines??

they're funny, but never really been one for chat up lines

Would You have the confidence to use the following as Chat Up Lines??

oh my god hun...i'd be laughing sooo much the words would'nt come out x

Would You have the confidence to use the following as Chat Up Lines??

Probably, just b/c I'm a girl and it would be hilarious to hear a girl talking about her penis.

Would You have the confidence to use the following as Chat Up Lines??

Confidence?

No, those dont take confidence. They take perversion %26amp; audacity.

Would You have the confidence to use the following as Chat Up Lines??

No, it's not about lack of confidence, I just have to bat my eyelashes, Never fails.

Would You have the confidence to use the following as Chat Up Lines??

They are witty.....if anyone said them to me I would smile....

But my type of guy wouldn't say them.

Would You have the confidence to use the following as Chat Up Lines??

I'd be telling porkies if I claimed it wasn't 3.5" and floppy.......

I'd never use any of those either...

Got to go....

Pants on Fire..

Would You have the confidence to use the following as Chat Up Lines??

Confidence to say them....yes, even if I am a girl it would be amusing to me. I might even fall for a few of them :o)

Would You have the confidence to use the following as Chat Up Lines??

No

Would You have the confidence to use the following as Chat Up Lines??

lmao if i was drunk i would probably fall for some them,how sad hehe!!!

Would You have the confidence to use the following as Chat Up Lines??

No

Would You have the confidence to use the following as Chat Up Lines??

LMAO,i never heard some of those and the ones i did are not impressive! confident,yes.chat,no!

Would You have the confidence to use the following as Chat Up Lines??

He gets home and unwrapps the parcel. So exitedly he decides to blow it up only to find that it looks like a male blow up doll. He checks on the box and confirms that it is female. He immediately rushes back to the sex shop and explained that he had a male blow up doll instead of female as stated on the box.

The female assistant said "We don't sell male blow up dolls sir",

"Look at this then" the frustrated man said.

She started to blow it up and said.

You fool, "You've got it inside out!"

Would You have the confidence to use the following as Chat Up Lines??

Done in the right way, most of them will work.

As long as its clear its a joke it would probably work.