In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???.....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks %26amp; Spencer Bread Pudding - "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????....)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)?
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness..." (and...I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)?
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
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hahaha omg that was hilarious
thanx for the laugh xD
and here's a star
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LOL!!!!!!!!! This is so true! and very funny! Star worthy joke!
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I wish I had seen the last one sooner. Now my husband and I won't be able to have any more children....
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i loveyou this brightened my day!!!!!
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Liked the warnings. Loved your comments!
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OMG LOL! STARRR!!!
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on a matress: Do NOT attempt to swallow.
:P
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lol
hilarious
i loved it!!!!
keep it up
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not all of them were funny so how about u go back on the internet and find some different ones.
p.s. kiss ***
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LIke it!!!!!!! :)
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HAHAhhahah your comments made them even funnier!! Love the Christmas lights and Superman one! Your comments on all of them are hilarious! And I love nana4dakids's answer!! haha *starred*
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lol..thats so funny
specially the last 2..they made me laugh hard..
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cool
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Very good!
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omg funny I use a chainsaw at work never thought about stopping it like that lmao
thanks for sharing star for you
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Haha loved these!
The superman one was great. There was this kid at my primary school who broke his leg attempting to fly - he jumped of a garage that luckily for him wasn't very high (he wasn't the smartest person i've ever known), i don't think he was wearing the costume though so that might be why he didn't know about the warning!
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I once got some prescription suppositories from the pharmacy. The label said "Take orally"!
True story.
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those labels can really come in hand when....oh lets face it, whoever needs to read instructions on a pakcet of nuts has issues...unless they are bored....like i do....WHEN IM BORED.
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very good
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