In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???.....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks %26amp; Spencer Bread Pudding - "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????....)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)?
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this med
Stupid product warnings or what? :-)?
why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?
Stupid product warnings or what? :-)?
Gud Ones :)
Stupid product warnings or what? :-)?
Those are good,
But what is sad is that every one of those stemmed from a lawsuit, where a Jury most likely awarded some silly person damages because they were hurt when they used the product that way and they were not warned first.
Peace!
Stupid product warnings or what? :-)?
Hey what about the one on the Johnson and Johnson Rectal thermometor box that says that each of these was individually tested....
funny!! thanks:)
Stupid product warnings or what? :-)?
Where I live, if a mexican doesn't have a lawsuit pending, then she's just not doing her job. Its bad enough that people are so unwilling to take responsibility for their own idiocy, they will try to set you up in order to initiate a lawsuit. That's why the stupid warnings; stupid and dishonest people.
Stupid product warnings or what? :-)?
haha how do you remember all those?!
also with fruit and nut mixtures or bars : may contains nuts...
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