A test for men. Honesty is important in you're answer?

Note: All "real men" answer "C" to all of these questions. Knowing

this, women will have come far in understanding men and enriching

theirown lives.

1. Alien beings from a highly advanced society visit the Earth, and

youare the first human they encounter. As a token of intergalactic

friendship, they present you with a small but incredibly sophisticated

device that is capable of curing all diseases, providing an infinite

supply of clean energy, wiping out hunger and poverty, and permanently

eliminating oppression and violence all over the entire Earth. You

decide:

A. Present it to the President of the United States.

B. Present it to the Secretary General of the United Nations.

C. Take it apart.

2. As you grow older, what lost quality of your youthful life do you

miss the most?

A. Innocence.

B. Idealism.

C. Cherry bombs.

3. When is it okay to kiss another male?

A. When you wish to display simple and pure affection without regard

for narrow-minded social conventions.

B. When he is the pope. (Not on the lips.)

C. When he is your brother and you are Al Pacino and this is the only

really sportsman-like way to let him know that, for business reasons,

you have to have him killed.

4. What about hugging another male?

A. If he's your father and at least one of you has a fatal disease.

B. If you're performing the Heimlich maneuver.

C. If you're a professional baseball player and a teammate hits a home

run to win the World Series, you may hug him provided that:

(1) He is legally within the base path,

(2) Both of you are wearing sufficient protection, and

(3) You also pound him fraternally with your fist hard enough to

cause fractures.

6. In your opinion, the ideal pet is:

A. A cat.

B. A dog.

C. A dog that eats cats.

7. You have been seeing a woman for several years. She's attractive

andintelligent, and you always enjoy being with her. One leisurely

Sunday afternoon the two of you are taking it easy. You're watching a

football game; she's reading the papers. Suddenly, out of the clear

blue sky, she tells you that she thinks she really loves you, but she

can no longer bear the uncertainty of not knowing where your

relationship is going. She says she's not asking whether you want to

get married; only whetheryou believe that you have some kind of future

together. What do you say?

A. That you sincerely believe the two of you do have a future, but you

don't want to rush it.

B. That although you also have strong feelings for her, you cannot

honestly say that you'll be ready anytime soon to make a lasting

commitment, and you don't want to hurt her by holding out false hope.

C. That you cannot believe the Jets called a draw play on third and

seventeen.

8. Okay, so you have decided that you truly love a woman and you want

to spend the rest of your life with her - sharing the joys and the

sorrowsthe world has to offer, come what may. How do you tell her?

A. You take her to a nice restaurant and tell her after dinner.

B. You take her for a walk on a moonlit beach, and you say her name,

and when she turns to you, with the sea breeze blowing her hair and the

stars in her eyes, you tell her.

C. Tell her what?

9. One weekday morning your wife wakes up feeling ill and asks you to

get your three children ready for school. Your first question to her

is:

A. "Do they need to eat or anything?"

B. "They're in school already?"

C. "There are three of them?"

10. When is it okay to throw away a set of veteran underwear?

A. When it has turned the color of a dead whale and developed new

holesso large that you're not sure which ones were originally intended

for your legs.

B. When it is down to eight loosely connected underwear molecules and

has to be handled with tweezers.

C. It is never okay to throw away veteran underwear. A real guy checks

the garbage regularly in case somebody (and we are not naming names,

but this would be his wife) is quietly trying to discard his underwear,

which she is frankly jealous of, because the guy seems to have a more

intimate relationship with it than with her.

11. What, in your opinion, is the most reasonable explanation for the

fact Moses led the Israelites all over the place for forty years

beforethey finally got to the Promised Land?

A. He was being tested.

B. He wanted them to really appreciate the Promised Land when they

finally got there.

C. He refused to ask for directions.

12. What is the human race's single greatest achievement?

A. Democracy.

B. Religion.

C. The remote control.

A test for men. Honesty is important in you're answer?

hehehe, C, it that the right answer hun, pmsl

have a star

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A test for men. Honesty is important in you're answer?

this question is too long for me to want to answer it.

A test for men. Honesty is important in you're answer?

C

A test for men. Honesty is important in you're answer?

Ditto. I didn't like any of the options of the first question, so stopped reading.

A test for men. Honesty is important in you're answer?

what was the question? could you type that again i didn't get it the first time i was watching sports desk.

A test for men. Honesty is important in you're answer?

Answer this question:

Do you think the asker of the original question is:

A Amercian

B A moron

C Both

Yep I agree with the original question, the answer is C

A test for men. Honesty is important in you're answer?

I have to be honest with you I didn't even read it because it said men!! I just wanted the two points!!! Thanks!!!!

A test for men. Honesty is important in you're answer?

really long but really good

A test for men. Honesty is important in you're answer?

Wow, is there a short version to this?

A test for men. Honesty is important in you're answer?

WOW!! That was a long one but funny!!! My hubby would have to answer C everytime!! Tell her what?? made me roar!!

A test for men. Honesty is important in you're answer?

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A test for men. Honesty is important in you're answer?

Hahhahahaaaa, a mix of b's and c's for me mate lol.

A test for men. Honesty is important in you're answer?

good ones, pmsl!

A test for men. Honesty is important in you're answer?

ha ha ha funny

A test for men. Honesty is important in you're answer?

Just checking to see if you men were honest in your answer's....lol

very evasive....pmsl

A test for men. Honesty is important in you're answer?

cant argue there were a lot of c's in my answers

A test for men. Honesty is important in you're answer?

rotflmao lol. silly.

A test for men. Honesty is important in you're answer?

pmsl how many of you guys answer the right? just checking lol

A test for men. Honesty is important in you're answer?

my husband picked c for 7 of them. did he lie on the rest?

LMFAO!!!!